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Topic: Surprise me.
plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Sun 09/05/10 11:03 AM
Or don't. The first would be preferable.

FireOfThePhoenix Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 14098	Sun 09/05/10 12:04 PM
I had waffles this morning

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sun 09/05/10 12:24 PM
Jenny Craig and Michael Landon are/were the same person.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Sun 09/05/10 12:26 PM
Language is a Virus... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZkjoXyexKk

Oceanbluze Joined Thu 08/12/10 Posts: 1236	Sun 09/05/10 12:57 PM
I went to Popcornopolis yesterday and almost bought a semi small bag until I realized it was $8.99. I'm a third jew, i dont swing that way for popcorn

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sun 09/05/10 01:00 PM
Most people don't like it when you go shopping and take things out of their carts. They get all possessive and stuff, tell you to go look for it yourself!!

JamieRawxx Joined Sun 08/08/10 Posts: 2710	Sun 09/05/10 04:32 PM
Im being eaten alive by bugs..

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Sun 09/05/10 04:34 PM
I love dust bunnies

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21485	Sun 09/05/10 04:56 PM
I love dust bunnies What do you feed them? I have several under my bed and I am afraid they are going to start nibbling on my toes at night if they don't get something to eat.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Sun 09/05/10 04:57 PM
I love dust bunnies What do you feed them? I have several under my bed and I am afraid they are going to start nibbling on my toes at night if they don't get something to eat. Catfood

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sun 09/05/10 05:05 PM
I don't wear jammies...

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sun 09/05/10 05:06 PM
I don't wear jammies... That don't surprise us.

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sun 09/05/10 05:24 PM
heh heh...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Sun 09/05/10 05:24 PM
Im being eaten alive by bugs.. I didn't know that Bugs was like that. Well, at least he has good taste.

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Sun 09/05/10 08:50 PM
Michael Jackson is still dead.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 09/05/10 08:52 PM
Michael Jackson is still dead. The hell you say!!

pmarco41 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2163	Sun 09/05/10 08:52 PM
so is Elvis...

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 09/05/10 09:00 PM
Blue Balls.....are not a nice thing to have.

pmarco41 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2163	Sun 09/05/10 09:06 PM
Blue Balls.....are not a nice thing to have. what would be the female equivalent?

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Sun 09/05/10 09:08 PM
A 22-year-old British bank worker called it a "miracle" when a late-night cooking session went awry. According to the U.K.'s Daily Mail, Toby Elles decided to make some bacon, but, presumably droopy after a few beers earlier in the evening, he took a nap while the food cooked on the stove. When he awoke, he said, the room was full of smoke. After he scraped the burnt bacon from the pan, Elles told the Daily Mail he saw the face of Jesus Christ in the pan. "If it wasn't for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation," he said. "Perhaps someone's looking over me." (Carters News) Hallelujah! Right. According to him, Jesus first commanded him to make some bacon and go to sleep and then choke from the smoke, and later appear on the frying pan. If Jesus wanted to warn him, he wouldn't have appeared after he burnt the bacon, but he would have been kicking his drunken droopy arse out of the bed "Hey dude, you are burning the damn bacon!".