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Topic: Surprise me.
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Sun 09/05/10 11:03 AM
Or don't.

The first would be preferable.

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Sun 09/05/10 12:04 PM
I had waffles this morning bigsmile

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Sun 09/05/10 12:24 PM
Jenny Craig and Michael Landon are/were the same person.


AndyBgood's photo
Sun 09/05/10 12:26 PM
Language is a Virus...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZkjoXyexKk

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Sun 09/05/10 12:57 PM
I went to Popcornopolis yesterday and almost bought a semi small bag until I realized it was $8.99. I'm a third jew, i dont swing that way for popcorn

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Sun 09/05/10 01:00 PM
Most people don't like it when you go shopping and take things out of their carts. They get all possessive and stuff, tell you to go look for it yourself!!grumble grumble grumble

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Sun 09/05/10 04:32 PM
Im being eaten alive by bugs..

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Sun 09/05/10 04:34 PM
I love dust bunnies

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 09/05/10 04:56 PM

I love dust bunnies


What do you feed them?

I have several under my bed and I am afraid they are going to start nibbling on my toes at night if they don't get something to eat.

thewaterbearer's photo
Sun 09/05/10 04:57 PM


I love dust bunnies


What do you feed them?

I have several under my bed and I am afraid they are going to start nibbling on my toes at night if they don't get something to eat.


Catfoodlaugh

Teditis's photo
Sun 09/05/10 05:05 PM
I don't wear jammies...

eileena9's photo
Sun 09/05/10 05:06 PM

I don't wear jammies...



That don't surprise us.devil

Teditis's photo
Sun 09/05/10 05:24 PM
heh heh...

Dodo_David's photo
Sun 09/05/10 05:24 PM

Im being eaten alive by bugs..


noway

I didn't know that Bugs was like that.

Well, at least he has good taste.

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Sun 09/05/10 08:50 PM
Michael Jackson is still dead.

Goofball73's photo
Sun 09/05/10 08:52 PM

Michael Jackson is still dead.


The hell you say!!

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Sun 09/05/10 08:52 PM
so is Elvis...

Goofball73's photo
Sun 09/05/10 09:00 PM
Blue Balls.....are not a nice thing to have.

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Sun 09/05/10 09:06 PM

Blue Balls.....are not a nice thing to have.


what would be the female equivalent?

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Sun 09/05/10 09:08 PM


A 22-year-old British bank worker called it a "miracle" when a late-night cooking session went awry. According to the U.K.'s Daily Mail, Toby Elles decided to make some bacon, but, presumably droopy after a few beers earlier in the evening, he took a nap while the food cooked on the stove. When he awoke, he said, the room was full of smoke. After he scraped the burnt bacon from the pan, Elles told the Daily Mail he saw the face of Jesus Christ in the pan. "If it wasn't for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation," he said. "Perhaps someone's looking over me." (Carters News)


Hallelujah! whoa

Right. According to him, Jesus first commanded him to make some bacon and go to sleep and then choke from the smoke, and later appear on the frying pan. whoa

If Jesus wanted to warn him, he wouldn't have appeared after he burnt the bacon, but he would have been kicking his drunken droopy arse out of the bed "Hey dude, you are burning the damn bacon!".


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