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Or don't.
The first would be preferable. |
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I had waffles this morning
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Jenny Craig and Michael Landon are/were the same person.
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I went to Popcornopolis yesterday and almost bought a semi small bag until I realized it was $8.99. I'm a third jew, i dont swing that way for popcorn
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Most people don't like it when you go shopping and take things out of their carts. They get all possessive and stuff, tell you to go look for it yourself!!
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Im being eaten alive by bugs..
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I love dust bunnies
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I love dust bunnies What do you feed them? I have several under my bed and I am afraid they are going to start nibbling on my toes at night if they don't get something to eat. |
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I love dust bunnies What do you feed them? I have several under my bed and I am afraid they are going to start nibbling on my toes at night if they don't get something to eat. Catfood |
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I don't wear jammies...
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I don't wear jammies... That don't surprise us. |
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heh heh...
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Im being eaten alive by bugs.. I didn't know that Bugs was like that. Well, at least he has good taste. |
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Michael Jackson is still dead.
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Michael Jackson is still dead. The hell you say!! |
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so is Elvis...
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Blue Balls.....are not a nice thing to have.
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Blue Balls.....are not a nice thing to have. what would be the female equivalent? |
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A 22-year-old British bank worker called it a "miracle" when a late-night cooking session went awry. According to the U.K.'s Daily Mail, Toby Elles decided to make some bacon, but, presumably droopy after a few beers earlier in the evening, he took a nap while the food cooked on the stove. When he awoke, he said, the room was full of smoke. After he scraped the burnt bacon from the pan, Elles told the Daily Mail he saw the face of Jesus Christ in the pan. "If it wasn't for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation," he said. "Perhaps someone's looking over me." (Carters News) Hallelujah! Right. According to him, Jesus first commanded him to make some bacon and go to sleep and then choke from the smoke, and later appear on the frying pan. If Jesus wanted to warn him, he wouldn't have appeared after he burnt the bacon, but he would have been kicking his drunken droopy arse out of the bed "Hey dude, you are burning the damn bacon!". |
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