For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can
get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days,
80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Bec ause women
realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the
crap out of you.


2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less
firm they are.


3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to
change them.


4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.


5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth,
& they usually head right for your hips.


6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't
believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are
always 1/2 off!


8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take
soooooooo long to mature.


9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.


10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.


11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.


12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look
at, but not very bright.


13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.



Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as
well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda
guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Well ok then... But we need somebody to write another one about the
women...

Ouch ...

Emotions are scary things.

<<<<<< Hold hellgurl back with a very long stick

Those are
sooooooo funny laugh:

very true!!!!!

sooo funny but oh so very true

that is so funny thank you for the laughs