Lol...woo hoo!!

Oh god I'm soooo excited about Friday

Got of work early and already got my work out in!

Got off...early. Got to work...in.

HA HA HA!!!

smh

Absolutely!!

I got a haircut today. She asked if I wanted a blow job...

So your a shemale?

WOW.... how come I don't get lucky enough to get asked questions like that?

Hey Myka...want a blow job?

hell yes I would

@Myka

Nah J...I thought it was a might off too tho

Awesome shenanigans at the bar last night

The kind you can share?

Whenever me and my partner in crime go out things get entertaining. She's the "Hooligan" and I'm the "Shenaniganizer"

I wore a cute black polka dot dress with a red belt and that was a huge hit with the guys .... one guy asked me if he could kiss me and actually puckered up like he thought I would go for it .... um NO wtf? Then the bouncer told me my mean face is adorable and wanted to know what he could do to really make me mad

The hooligan was outside smoking a cig and kinda play fighting with the bouncer (we go to that bar all the time so they know us) and ended up dropping him right on his ***.... it was great.

Then we were walking home and these guys were walking super slow in front of us and the hooligan says "speed it up Jersey Shore" One of the guys was wearing a white shirt, white hat and sparkley (probably fake) diamond earrings ........ his friends almost fell over laughing at his *** when the hooligan called him that.

hahahaha
I am trying to picture you in your little
polka dot dress, with the red belt, to match
the hair, it is good you travel in pairs.
And the suds making you all the braver...
Tis better than going out meself

Oh man! Am I glad we went to different bars! You would have been so embarrassed to show up wearing my black polka dot dress (though my belt is more vermillion)

Though the ensuing fight would have been stupidly good...

Myka: You're wearing my dress you b*tch!

Me :Hell no! You are wearing my dress!! and I aint a b*tch...I am a freak! You are the b*tch.

Myka:...ok...so you got me there.

Me: Great. Now, send over that drunk who was wanting a kiss...get a camera...we should be able to blackmail him out of a bartab.

Trust me Krupa you dress would look much better on me anyway

The dress would look better on you.
But I bet we would not be able to tear
our eyes away from him in it.

Oh holy hangover!!