I stay single. It works for me.

By murdering prostitutes

And that helps you to stay in your comfort zone?

The new male nurse really likes my poem, Merry Transgender. It is sung to the tune of, "Deck the Halls".

Merry Transgender

Tis the season to be Molly.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la.
I'm, OK; I got a rubber dolly.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Now, I don my gay apparel.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la.
I was Molly; Now I'm Harold.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la.

What I think is cool about the poem is that males and females can both get a different interpretation about the poem.

Another way I try to control my masochistic tendencies is to take some time off from work. Sure my workaholism complains that I might need the extra money but the serenity that my mind gets to recooperate is well worth it. Sure I miss the emotional roller coaster that only work can give but the reward of actually having a life myself outweighs the difference. It is hard to fight the addiction to all the drama but if I take my days off I know the drama will always be there when I get back. And with being refreshed I can appreciate the drama more. Besides I wouldn't want to deprive someone else of their masochistic rewards at work.

Just wondering if anybody else has a job where one doesn't has to be crazy to work there but it helps. Sanity is such a luxury where I work. But once in a while I get to talk to visitor from off the street who is still sane.

I do, with my new job (shipping) orders tend to be built during the pickup time. Remind you my job is not anything like McDonalds...