Topic: Why Can't Women Learn 2 Cook ?
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Mon 06/14/10 02:42 PM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Mon 06/14/10 02:44 PM

Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. smile2
And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!!rant there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants.


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Mon 06/14/10 02:45 PM


Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. smile2
And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!!rant there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants.


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OP - that was 1955 calling asking for their cliche back.






Here's some ice for that burn.

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Mon 06/14/10 02:54 PM


Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. smile2
And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!!rant there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants.


Does this mean that a GUY who can cook can get another guy's WOMAN any time he wants ... ? Interesting corollary, non ... ?


And now that you have revealed THE SECRET of man you must die !!! rant rant rant

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Mon 06/14/10 02:59 PM
Women save their cooking skills for men who show they have some bedroom skills first...you must have flunked! HA!bigsmile rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl pitchfork :tongue:

now we know:tongue:

Peccy's photo
Mon 06/14/10 03:07 PM
I must be doing okay, she cooks for me daily.......it takes a good woman to cook for you, perhaps you're dating the wrong kind of women.

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Mon 06/14/10 03:27 PM
I think you haven't met many women because every woman i know can cook

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Mon 06/14/10 03:53 PM
i cook just fine.....it`s fun, even. just don`t ask me to change yer oil :smile:

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Mon 06/14/10 04:13 PM
I really dont think relationships are built upon cooking skills or lack thereof,,,not substantial relationships anyhow.

there are ALOT of other ways to fulfill each other than through the stomach,,,:)

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Tue 06/15/10 03:00 PM
It's a stubborness thing, once you can persuade and change them of that, and they are willing to learn from you, Emeril, YancanCook, and Bobby Flay, then they are ready to cook. Just remember that it's 50/50, you have to do your 3 1/2 days too. But cooking together or trading the responsibilities can be incredibly romantic and worthwhile.

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Tue 06/15/10 03:05 PM

It's a stubborness thing, once you can persuade and change them of that, and they are willing to learn from you, Emeril, YancanCook, and Bobby Flay, then they are ready to cook. Just remember that it's 50/50, you have to do your 3 1/2 days too. But cooking together or trading the responsibilities can be incredibly romantic and worthwhile.

You mean having sex in the kitchen ? ...right ? drool

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Tue 06/15/10 03:10 PM


It's a stubborness thing, once you can persuade and change them of that, and they are willing to learn from you, Emeril, YancanCook, and Bobby Flay, then they are ready to cook. Just remember that it's 50/50, you have to do your 3 1/2 days too. But cooking together or trading the responsibilities can be incredibly romantic and worthwhile.

You mean having sex in the kitchen ? ...right ? drool


Well that does help in the familiarity aspect, just keep the sharp objects secured before proceeding. laugh

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Tue 06/15/10 03:11 PM
By the way, cooking naked can be really fun as long as you're not cooking bacon or deep frying, always wear an apron. laugh

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Wed 06/16/10 07:13 AM
Edited by franshade on Wed 06/16/10 07:27 AM
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Wed 06/16/10 07:16 AM

Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. smile2
And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!!rant there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants.


I'm having a blast with these replies, so many retorts come to mind, but I have decided to be PC. Gonna see how long that lasts :thumbsup:

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Wed 06/16/10 07:24 AM




rofl

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Wed 06/16/10 07:39 AM
lol..funny...i can cook..n i mean it!!! i cook for gatherings..b'day celebration..etc...even when someone orders the food from me...BUT...my soon to be ex still look for another younger woman...how??? i think the saying that goes "the way to a man's heart is thru his meal/stomach" does not apply anymore...

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Wed 06/16/10 07:40 AM

lol..funny...i can cook..n i mean it!!! i cook for gatherings..b'day celebration..etc...even when someone orders the food from me...BUT...my soon to be ex still look for another younger woman...how??? i think the saying that goes "the way to a man's heart is thru his meal/stomach" does not apply anymore...


Rue, we just have to aim a bit higher and to the left devil
just kidding

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Wed 06/16/10 07:42 AM
Edited by justme659 on Wed 06/16/10 07:56 AM

Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. smile2
And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!!rant there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants.


I hate to break your bubble, but my ex was unfaithfull with a woman that did not cook. And personally I feel that the only duties in a marriage are to be faithfull, honest and respect each other.

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Wed 06/16/10 07:54 AM
Wouldn't it be great, if men that were born deaf and dumb, were born mute too......

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Thu 06/17/10 11:34 PM

Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. smile2
And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!!rant there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants.


Are you kidding? Duties? My only duties are to the military; not cooking for some guy who is too lazy to cook for himself.