Topic: You are so ugly.... | |
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... the last time you got a piece of a** was when your hand
slipped through the toilet paper. |
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... the last time you got a piece of a** was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. How many times have I told you not to put yourself down like that? Beauty is as beauty does, LOL. |
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It's true
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It's true NO!!!!! |
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... the last time you got a piece of a** was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. How many times have I told you not to put yourself down like that? Beauty is as beauty does, LOL. |
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ashamed to even dignify this Pec
L.....M......A.....O!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ashamed to even dignify this Pec L.....M......A.....O!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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It's true NO!!!!! Ok well I may not be "ugly" but that IS the last time I got a piece of a$$ |
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Checking flights to Cali Ms.
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It's true NO!!!!! Ok well I may not be "ugly" but that IS the last time I got a piece of a$$ If it's that tragic, here, I'll give you a piece of my ***... We can share. |
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First one to get here is the winner
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Oh Oh, I have some...
You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg! You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet. You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed. You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies. You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border. You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry. You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow. You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher. You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back. Wow... that's just mean! |
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You're so ugly.... If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards
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What is toilet Paper?
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You are so ugly
That when you pass by a toilet. It flushes. |
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