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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. |
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Yep, that is how it works. Welcome to the United States, enjoy your stay.
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That Sums it Up!
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You get fruits and veggies, and the right to say these things. Not saying it's right, just saying if you hate/dislike/think this country we live in is soooooo bad this, you can always go to one of the ones you said above the US.......I have crossed over 3 of those borders, and have seen the horror those countries have brought down.......Now I have the right to say what I wish and not listen to the respose, cause you can't change my mind, nor can I change yours.
Peace |
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. well, there is one factor left out of the comparison,,,the top list happens if you get CAUGHT, the bottom part happens if you DONT |
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so true.
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sadly,yes
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Downright pitaful
 and it gets worse each day
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Hmmmmm, well....seems to me that one reason things may be so different here is a result of the freedoms we all enjoy here. Like msharmony said, your list is what happens when someone is caught in those other countries illegally. The freedoms we all enjoy here make it easier to avoid detection.
Just a few questions we might want to ask ourselves: Do we really want to eliminate those freedoms in an effort to detect illegal aliens? Do we really want to emulate those other countries? Should we be MORE like North Korea? Iran? China? One of the others? |
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Seriously dude you left jamaica out
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. OMG ... this is the absolutely funniest thing I have read in like forever. You had me in stitches ... 
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OOOOOOOOPS ....
 Runs to put this on FB 
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Joo got eet right, cholo ...
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Mi no speeky engles. Calling Aclu n La Raza. sue to make site mexican friendly.
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Hmmm, here is a thought.
Just leave the borders open so all can come over. Have a mandatory law that everyone must speak Spanish. Before anyone bites my head off, I'll just say this. Having lived in southern Florida for 3 years, I had to listen to the people there tell me that English was no good and I had to learn Spanish. While this might be the mainstream idea in current times, I somehow wonder what all the earlier immigrants to this country did to get here. Most fled from countries overseas to find a new life here and at least they tried doing this. There were no groups waving their country flag protesting as there is now. Maybe it's just the times, but it seems to me that A LOT has changed. |
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Edited by
willing2
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Tue 05/11/10 09:03 AM
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Hmmm, here is a thought. Just leave the borders open so all can come over. Have a mandatory law that everyone must speak Spanish. Before anyone bites my head off, I'll just say this. Having lived in southern Florida for 3 years, I had to listen to the people there tell me that English was no good and I had to learn Spanish. While this might be the mainstream idea in current times, I somehow wonder what all the earlier immigrants to this country did to get here. Most fled from countries overseas to find a new life here and at least they tried doing this. There were no groups waving their country flag protesting as there is now. Maybe it's just the times, but it seems to me that A LOT has changed. Welcome to the site. My kinda' guy! Add another one to the home-grown terrorist gang!  Pushin' th' limits on yer first post!!  I agree. Make the Spanish language mandatory. For states that fail to comply, cut off all federal funding. To insure compliance, make everyone retake their drivers license test in Spanish. Mandate to do business, you speak Spanish or be refused service. Get caught doing business with a non-spanish speaker could land you from a fine to seizing your business and prison time. Great ideas, John |
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Not this joke again, but no social services for illegals you must be admitted for permanent residency live 5 years and work 40 quarter to receive social services, be a refugee, or right now Hatian entrant due to their catastrophe. I know its a joke but thought I would explain again. Since, I work Social Services at everyday.
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Edited by
willing2
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Not this joke again, but no social services for illegals you must be admitted for permanent residency live 5 years and work 40 quarter to receive social services, be a refugee, or right now Hatian entrant due to their catastrophe. I know its a joke but thought I would explain again. Since, I work Social Services at everyday. Does that hold if they have falsified papers or, does Social Services verify SS numbers? Like Americans or Legal Immigrants. If you catch or suspect illegal activity, attempt to fraud, are ya'll required to call authorities? If you are, does that apply to suspected Illegal Migrants? Better yet. What is the policy for suspecting you are processing an illegal? Or, if someone comes in and actually tells you they are in the country without papers? |
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Not this joke again, but no social services for illegals you must be admitted for permanent residency live 5 years and work 40 quarter to receive social services, be a refugee, or right now Hatian entrant due to their catastrophe. I know its a joke but thought I would explain again. Since, I work Social Services at everyday. Does that hold if they have falsified papers or, does Social Services verify SS numbers? Like Americans or Legal Immigrants. If you catch or suspect illegal activity, attempt to fraud, are ya'll required to call authorities? If you are, does that apply to suspected Illegal Migrants? Better yet. What is the policy for suspecting you are processing an illegal? Or, if someone comes in and actually tells you they are in the country without papers? All SSI numbers are verified electronically with the federal government through data exchange. If they use someone elses, they get caught and have to provide further proof. Alien documents are also verified, through being sent to a individual for verification of systems only that person can access and verify for permanent resident cards and 40 qtrs verification before being allowed to open in programs. The only thing an illegal is eligible for is labor and delivery only no post partum because a child concieved on US soil is cinsidered a US citizen, and emergency services in a life threatening situation. |
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. well, there is one factor left out of the comparison,,,the top list happens if you get CAUGHT, the bottom part happens if you DONT Does it make it any less illeagal? Let's not blow smoke up each others butt. Compared to some other countries we are slacking on and around our boarders. I'm not saying we should take the hard line but come on people stop with all this "it's ok if they have been here for a few years." Come on people.. |
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