I was telling a friend of mine a story about a new years eve (4 or 5 years ago) were I commenced in some social experimentation with a party full of strangers.

My best guy friend Jake, had a party at his place and of the 50+ people there I knew about 5. Walking around with wine glass in hand I started off the evening speaking in my best British accent. The people who know me expect such shenanigans and didn't even notice that I continued to speak in my version of a British accent for well over 3 hours. After awhile people started to ask about the "Australian girl" (apparently my British accent sucks) and then when everyone was thoroughly convinced and sufficient drunk I went back to the way I regularly speak just to eff with their heads.

Does anyone else get a kick out of messing with large groups of people?

Yeah, sometimes I yell "fire" in a crowded theater just to get my favorite seat.

Good for you!

My sister had a house warming party this weekend (my birthday weekend). I knew none of these people, beside her bf and my brother, so I brought 3 of my best friends. We were over an hour late from the hangovers we got on my birthday, we were baked and blaring Hendrix from the car when we showed up...

From that point on it was craziness. We had to do these surveys to introduce ourselves and I forgot to get Terry to do his, so I filled it in fast without telling him. He had to get up in front if all these people we didn't know and say his favourite fruit or vegetable was vagina, his favourite movies were Anchorman South Park and Chicks with Dlcks 2 and favourite f word was fagina. He was soooo red but the whole house was in an uproar. He loves me so much he just laughed. Those people have never partied like that. I could tell.

The night progressed into some drunken dancing, many many odd conversations brought on by the vodka and pot. The four of us rocked the night.

yes.
I was once being tailgated down a 2 lane highway. And for those of you who don't know, yes, traveling 3 feet behind a vehicle at 70mph is tailgating.
So, I took my foot off the gas, hoping the stupid s.o.b. would pass as soon as the car slowed down sufficiently. Well, the car got slower and slower....and eventually came to a stop. The dink behind me, still 3 feet off my bumper, also came to a stop. As did every other car, in BOTH lanes. There we were, 30+ cars, in 2 lanes, just stopped, on the highway, for no particular reason.
This is what is wrong with humanity. Almost noone can think independantly. Most people are so willing to be mindless sheep, following a leader, any leader.

The end of the story is, after about a minute, I raced the engine, stuck it in gear, and screeched off down the highway, leaving them all there. I got off at the next exit, feeling miserable about the state of my species.

LMAO love it! Good job Sunny

My goodness people are stupid

Best part of the whole evening was seeing Terry (my rock star/ladie's man best friend) discussing the differences of straight and gay sex with TJ (my homo-life-mate).

Best porch talk ever to be part of.

I posted this one a while back. It's the last best stunt I've pulled.

A friend from out of town is in and we got to thinking about what we could do to kill a little boredom.
I did a lot of Flea Market sales and have a straitjacket and a wheelchair, scrubs and lab coats.

He didn't trust me to put him in a straitjacket.laugh Wonder why?pitchfork So, I put it on. I also put on a surgical mask and crash helmet.

He put on the scrubs and lab coat.

Then, we headed out to Wal-Mart.

I got in the wheelchair and he strapped me in with a tie-down. Once we got into the store, he transferred me into the Wal-Mart push wheelchair and we went grocery shopping.

You couldn't imagine the stares we got and nobody wanted to get within ten feet of us. My friend almost ruptured veins trying to keep from laughing hysterically.

Store security had never had to deal with that type of situation before. They let us keep shopping once they knew what was up.

You ever get a wild hair and do some crazy stuff??

So I am 21 years old.
Blonde, bouncy, and boots up to here.
My job was to travel around the country
and teach high-level executives how to
use the computer.
They were always male.

I would arrive first in the conference
room. I would place my materials at the
head of the table, but not sit down.
I would make busy placing pens and paper
at the 30 places along the table sides.

In would wander the men. They would look
around, spot me and INVARIABLY say
something like, "Hey honey,I'll take my
coffee black." I would smile and nod and
write it down, moving about.

Then.
When they had all arrived, I would go to
the head of the table, sit down, pick up
the "coffee" notes and say,"Which one of
you boys would like to run down to the
cafeteria for coffee so I can get started?"

I still remember the looks on their faces.
A girl had to do something to get the
upper hand.
But really, I just liked fooking with them :-)

LOVE IT!

I do that with the Arsehole semi drivers.

And yes, I know it's not smart, but I can't stand a bully.

I have a friend who does a French accent and then will switch to British mid-conversation.

Yes, it is so fun. I will start off in english and as the night goes on I slipping in Portuguese, Spanish, and French. The bewildered looks are awesome.