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Topic: Why do you like guns?
Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 04/20/10 06:46 PM
I don't own any guns. I just surround my house with bear traps and punji pits. I feel real safe but the screaming keeps me up some nights. And taking out the garbage has gotten to be a real pain. There goes my idea of a late night visit! Go Ninja Stealth ... I can do that....................maybe! Well, someone needs to ... Dude needs a sandwich and a beer ... He still owes me for the LAST beer I gave him! ... Take a gun and rob him first, he has it coming ... Can I just use him for archery practice? Abskoolutely ... And, I'll help ... Watch out Bill! We're after ya! That's okay. I'm safe. I'm in stealth mode. You may run........but you can't hide from us wimmens! Terminatrixes ... ... Let's regulate and ride!!! Yurp~Yurp!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 04/20/10 06:46 PM
You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! nope Sheesh!!!

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Tue 04/20/10 06:47 PM
I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 04/20/10 06:48 PM
I don't own any guns. I just surround my house with bear traps and punji pits. I feel real safe but the screaming keeps me up some nights. And taking out the garbage has gotten to be a real pain. There goes my idea of a late night visit! Go Ninja Stealth ... I can do that....................maybe! Well, someone needs to ... Dude needs a sandwich and a beer ... He still owes me for the LAST beer I gave him! ... Take a gun and rob him first, he has it coming ... Can I just use him for archery practice? Abskoolutely ... And, I'll help ... Watch out Bill! We're after ya! That's okay. I'm safe. I'm in stealth mode. You may run........but you can't hide from us wimmens! Terminatrixes ... ... Let's regulate and ride!!! Yurp~Yurp! Yee HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 04/20/10 06:49 PM
You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! nope Sheesh!!! Bless your heart!

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Tue 04/20/10 06:49 PM
vivian will you marry me...I'll divorce you for your ranch so its ok

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 04/20/10 06:50 PM
I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch Too late! I saw her first!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 04/20/10 06:51 PM
I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch Awwwww someone else ....wants my guns!

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Tue 04/20/10 06:51 PM
yeah but I could film a show from her ranch, and give her some good publicity.

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Tue 04/20/10 06:52 PM
not your guns just your ranch

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 04/20/10 06:52 PM
I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch get in line

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 04/20/10 06:53 PM
You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! nope Sheesh!!! Bless your heart! aint I a sweetheart ??

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 04/20/10 06:54 PM
not your guns just your ranch ... Oooooo ... ... That'll getcher mouth washed out w/ soap ...

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Tue 04/20/10 06:55 PM
I may have to do some hard riding if I want to get out of this situation.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 04/20/10 06:55 PM
... Vivian, let's make 'em duel for ya, w/ canons ...

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 04/20/10 06:56 PM
You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! nope Sheesh!!! Bless your heart! aint I a sweetheart ?? Yeah a REAL sweetheart!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 04/20/10 06:56 PM
yeah but I could film a show from her ranch, and give her some good publicity. That was done last month!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 04/20/10 06:57 PM
I may have to do some hard riding if I want to get out of this situation. Ha, the h!ll ya say ... We always get our Men ... Although, hmmm, ... Hard is preferable, now that ya mention it, mind you ...

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 04/20/10 06:57 PM
You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! nope Sheesh!!! Bless your heart! aint I a sweetheart ?? Yeah a REAL sweetheart! HEHEHE

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 04/20/10 06:58 PM
... Vivian, let's make 'em duel for ya, w/ canons ... Great idea!! Any one want to duel ???