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I don't own any guns. I just surround my house with bear traps and punji pits. I feel real safe but the screaming keeps me up some nights. And taking out the garbage has gotten to be a real pain. There goes my idea of a late night visit!  Go Ninja Stealth ...   I can do that....................maybe! Well, someone needs to ... Dude needs a sandwich and a beer ...  He still owes me for the LAST beer I gave him!  ... Take a gun and rob him first, he has it coming ...  Can I just use him for archery practice?  Abskoolutely ... And, I'll help ...  Watch out Bill! We're after ya! That's okay. I'm safe. I'm in stealth mode. You may run........but you can't hide from us wimmens! Terminatrixes ... ... Let's regulate and ride!!! Yurp~Yurp!
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You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction!  nope Sheesh!!!  
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I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch
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I don't own any guns. I just surround my house with bear traps and punji pits. I feel real safe but the screaming keeps me up some nights. And taking out the garbage has gotten to be a real pain. There goes my idea of a late night visit! Go Ninja Stealth ... I can do that....................maybe! Well, someone needs to ... Dude needs a sandwich and a beer ... He still owes me for the LAST beer I gave him! ... Take a gun and rob him first, he has it coming ... Can I just use him for archery practice? Abskoolutely ... And, I'll help ... Watch out Bill! We're after ya! That's okay. I'm safe. I'm in stealth mode. You may run........but you can't hide from us wimmens! Terminatrixes ... ... Let's regulate and ride!!! Yurp~Yurp! Yee HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! Sheesh!!! Bless your heart!
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vivian will you marry me...I'll divorce you for your ranch so its ok
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I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch Too late! I saw her first! |
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I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch    Awwwww someone else ....wants my guns!
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yeah but I could film a show from her ranch, and give her some good publicity.
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not your guns just your ranch
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I think I am in love with the lady on the hunting ranch
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You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! Sheesh!!! Bless your heart! aint I a sweetheart ?? 
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not your guns just your ranch ... Oooooo ... ... That'll getcher mouth washed out w/ soap ...
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I may have to do some hard riding if I want to get out of this situation.
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 ... Vivian, let's make 'em duel for ya, w/ canons ... 
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You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! Sheesh!!! Bless your heart! aint I a sweetheart ?? Yeah a REAL sweetheart!
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yeah but I could film a show from her ranch, and give her some good publicity. That was done last month! |
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I may have to do some hard riding if I want to get out of this situation. Ha, the h!ll ya say ... We always get our Men ... Although, hmmm, ... Hard is preferable, now that ya mention it, mind you ...
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You're welcome.....put please sight the urine some other direction! Sheesh!!! Bless your heart! aint I a sweetheart ?? Yeah a REAL sweetheart! HEHEHE 
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... Vivian, let's make 'em duel for ya, w/ canons ... Great idea!! Any one want to duel ???
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