...a fifth grader? Seriously? I don't think that I am.

my daughter is in 5th grade and I can honestly say even having a degree ...she can make me feel stupid in a heartbeat! LOL

Scary, isn't it?

Marley, A while back a 3 or 4 year kid was walking outside of a store with his Dad and stopped and pointed to the most disgusting greanish globual of "stuff" and said....What is that??? No one on the planat could have answered that...

Sometimes but not always. Went to get a new fawcett for the sink which I fixed in the bathroom. I was looking for a stopper at the time. I thought I had bought the stopper and when I got home searched the van since I took new fawcett out while in the bag. While returning to the store after taking the supply valves for the floor inline pipes that I didn't need; I was laughing with the checkout girl that I needed to get another stopper since I couldn't find the first one. She remembered me and told me that I didn't buy one to begin with. At first I wanted to argue but admitted that she might be right that I didn't buy one but just thought of buying one. Then it came to me that I was ahead because I didn't lose a stopper and I could quit the insanity of trying to find something that I didn't lose to begin with. She asked me if I was a doctor and I told her no I am just a CNA. Then she called me dear and I thought that was so sweet. I might have lost the argument but that was okay; I really didn't need a argument. It has been a crazy day.

Well that depends. If we are talking about random Nerd Trivia, then yeah, I believe I am. I have wasted my life learning more than I need to about the most bizarre topics.

I may or may not be smarter than a 5th grader. But I do know this. I can beat up a 5th grader!!