Mornig/afternoon/ evening all
Just a quick pop in to say "Happy Week-end " to the party animals of
this forum.I am taking a break from the forum ( got a wedding to plan
) But I do have you guys in my heart always ( you knows I
luvs ya's) So here's my question for the week-end.........
Someone has a headache - "My head's hurting me" who do they expect the
pain to hurt, Me?
OR
" When you break your leg,don't come running to me " Your parents when
they want to stop your fun.
So come on folks, what other insane things do people say ?

My mother used to say, I'll make you laugh on the other side of your
face, or I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
Now that I would like to have seen. NOT!

Or " if you you fart once more at he table, I will make you blow it out
of the other end " Mother.......again !!

if you dont stop crying i will give u something to cry about

{{ Uk, Kntry }} Hugsssssssssssssss!!

If you fall off of there and break your neck -- don't you come running
to me!!

Congrats Bonnymiss...ok that wasn't a wierd thing to say!

u made ur bed, now lie in it

" One hand cannot clap " Mother.................again
Say that to a child and see the reaction
{{{{{ Flower}}}} Thank you

Bonny,

Congratulations to you and Michael!!! I hope you will both be very
happy together as you are two of the loveliest and most caring people I
have met in a long time. You are an inspiration to me and have (almost)
made a believer out of this old cynic. So, when is the wedding taking
place?

Raises cup of Holy Pee to the upcoming nuptials, takes a big drink and
passes it on...

Hugs from SheNerd :)

My Dad used to say: "anybody who'd believe that would have to stand on
his head and **** in his vest pocket." I never knew what it meant for
the longest time. Of course he's retired military, so perhaps that
explains it. :)

If you fell in a pile of sh1t you'd come up smelling of roses

my mom always said....you got your stupidity from your father....well
mom...you seen something in that idiot at one time

I like when they say "I have a lot of self-confidence in myself," as if
you could have self-confidence in anybody else.

"Mental telepathy" is another good one. As opposed to what, physical
telepathy?

Humm I brought you into this world and I can take you back out of it



Just curious how they gonna put ya back were ya came from could be a
tight fit lmao

If the wind changes your face will remain like that

if you keep making that face its going to get stuck like that

While on a playdate with my 4-year old newphew I overheard a mother
saying the most ridiculous things.

- come here and eat all these french fries or you will never grow any
muscles --- ummmm, self explanatory

- I don't care if you're full, I bought it, you eat it --- hmmm

- don't blame me when you've broken your neck --- who else should we
blame? stand up and go get your toddler out of harms way - I finally
did it while she made jokes with her friend

- stop crying or I will give you something to cry about --- sigh

- money doesn't grow on trees --- really?


What is all that about?

If you don't eat your crust you won't get curly hair

Eat carrots, you will never need glasses...my grandfather who wore
glasses....I started wearing them in 4th grade

Kntrygal, I heard that one alot .....