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I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship. Surely he must be out there somewhere... Cute: Butt? Face? Laugh? When I wear my Antonio Banderas Costume, I am told that I am cute. Does that count? Not married or ex wife problems: Is that legally or technically or speculatively? between 40-55: Isn't 41-56 better? doesn't smoke: smoke what? Are you telling me you would not like for me to smoke a ham for you? Ok, but your taste buds are missing out. use drugs or abuse alcohol: Are you talking Charlie Sheen type of drinking? or have diseases: are we talking STD's here, or does it include things such as mood disorder, personality disorder, sexual disorders is employed: does 3 months out of the year count, especially if this is one of the current months? computer literate: I don't need that because my computer can talk enjoys nature: hey, now I do not need to go by myself to the nudist colony doesn't like sports: Hey that can work, but mostly when my favorite team is losing. When that happens, you will see me curse sports Long Term Relationship: Are we speaking Mexican Time here? |
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I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship. Surely he must be out there somewhere... Cute: Butt? Face? Laugh? When I wear my Antonio Banderas Costume, I am told that I am cute. Does that count? Not married or ex wife problems: Is that legally or technically or speculatively? between 40-55: Isn't 41-56 better? doesn't smoke: smoke what? Are you telling me you would not like for me to smoke a ham for you? Ok, but your taste buds are missing out. use drugs or abuse alcohol: Are you talking Charlie Sheen type of drinking? or have diseases: are we talking STD's here, or does it include things such as mood disorder, personality disorder, sexual disorders is employed: does 3 months out of the year count, especially if this is one of the current months? computer literate: I don't need that because my computer can talk enjoys nature: hey, now I do not need to go by myself to the nudist colony doesn't like sports: Hey that can work, but mostly when my favorite team is losing. When that happens, you will see me curse sports Long Term Relationship: Are we speaking Mexican Time here? Buenas respuestas, mi hermano! |
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tall, thin, attractive, smart, and hopelessly devoted to me.
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a sense of humor.
well...that basically covers the realistic bit... haha |
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someone that wants to have some fun with a cowboy
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I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship. Surely he must be out there somewhere... Cute: Butt? Face? Laugh? When I wear my Antonio Banderas Costume, I am told that I am cute. Does that count? Not married or ex wife problems: Is that legally or technically or speculatively? between 40-55: Isn't 41-56 better? doesn't smoke: smoke what? Are you telling me you would not like for me to smoke a ham for you? Ok, but your taste buds are missing out. use drugs or abuse alcohol: Are you talking Charlie Sheen type of drinking? or have diseases: are we talking STD's here, or does it include things such as mood disorder, personality disorder, sexual disorders is employed: does 3 months out of the year count, especially if this is one of the current months? computer literate: I don't need that because my computer can talk enjoys nature: hey, now I do not need to go by myself to the nudist colony doesn't like sports: Hey that can work, but mostly when my favorite team is losing. When that happens, you will see me curse sports Long Term Relationship: Are we speaking Mexican Time here? |
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hmm a man who will treat me like a woman not a crystal vase!
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Curious minds want to know... What are you realistically looking for in a mate/Signicant Other? to ease those with curious minds What am I realistically looking for in a mate/significant other/lover/man/boyfriend/husband, etc? Nothing, I am looking for absolutely nothing. Figure if I am meant to be with anyone it will happen, so why waste my time, make myself unhappy, disillusion myself with self imposed limits and just let things happen. This works for me. Wish you all luck in your searches |
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Guess, i'm looking for a four leaf clover. Someone who does not have to have roses, & candy.
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I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship. Surely he must be out there somewhere... I think I love you ... but there's that age thingy, huh ... ? Can I interest you in the occasional 'nooner' ... ? |
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Curious minds want to know... What are you realistically looking for in a mate/Signicant Other? to ease those with curious minds What am I realistically looking for in a mate/significant other/lover/man/boyfriend/husband, etc? Nothing, I am looking for absolutely nothing. Figure if I am meant to be with anyone it will happen, so why waste my time, make myself unhappy, disillusion myself with self imposed limits and just let things happen. This works for me. Wish you all luck in your searches Yep, yep...seems to happen in the strangest of circumstances when ya least expect it!! |
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Been looking for female hitch hikers. There doesn't seem to be as many out there as there used to be.
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Curious minds want to know... What are you realistically looking for in a mate/Signicant Other? |
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A nice lady that wants sexx and loves cuddling and then sex
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