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Topic: Idioms
IndigoIllusions Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 5625	Fri 02/26/10 10:47 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either Dang...you're screwed.

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Fri 02/26/10 10:48 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either Heh heh got you just where I want you !

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Fri 02/26/10 10:48 PM
Excuse my French: Please forgive me for cussing. why not Russian or German???? why French??? In the 19th century, when English people used French expressions in conversation they often apologized for it.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/26/10 10:49 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either SO THATS WHERE HE'S BEEN,,,,we looked everywhere????lol

IndigoIllusions Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 5625	Fri 02/26/10 10:51 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either SO THATS WHERE HE'S BEEN,,,,we looked everywhere????lol I heard he was doing lunch in Paris with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/26/10 10:53 PM
Two wrongs don't make it right! MEANING, if two weman done me wroong, Me doing two guys wrong wouldn't make tat right! orrr ould it?

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Fri 02/26/10 10:55 PM
Two wrongs don't make it right! MEANING, if two weman done me wroong, Me doing two guys wrong wouldn't make tat right! orrr ould it? HHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Deep......................very deep !

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Fri 02/26/10 10:59 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either SO THATS WHERE HE'S BEEN,,,,we looked everywhere????lol I heard he was doing lunch in Paris with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. the tooth fairy got too close to the bug zapper and the Easter Bunny...road kill stew

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Fri 02/26/10 11:03 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either SO THATS WHERE HE'S BEEN,,,,we looked everywhere????lol I heard he was doing lunch in Paris with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. I thought he was in negotiations with the Grinch !

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Fri 02/26/10 11:04 PM
Excuse my French: Please forgive me for cussing. why not Russian or German???? why French??? In the 19th century, when English people used French expressions in conversation they often apologized for it. now why did you have to bring logic in here????

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/26/10 11:15 PM
boarded up and before you ask....Santa is stuck in the chimney, so I can't get out that way either SO THATS WHERE HE'S BEEN,,,,we looked everywhere????lol I heard he was doing lunch in Paris with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. the tooth fairy got too close to the bug zapper and the Easter Bunny...road kill stew THIS is just awful,,,,awful I tell you I had five teeth waiting and my kids are never going to have that Easter egg hunt I NOW HATE BUG ZAPPERS,,,and CARS..... WAIT,,,Was it a car or a truck that got the wittle Easter bunny???

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Fri 02/26/10 11:17 PM
Excuse my French: Please forgive me for cussing. why not Russian or German???? why French??? In the 19th century, when English people used French expressions in conversation they often apologized for it. now why did you have to bring logic in here???? Sorrrry.....

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/26/10 11:22 PM
Excuse my French: Please forgive me for cussing. why not Russian or German???? why French??? In the 19th century, when English people used French expressions in conversation they often apologized for it. now why did you have to bring logic in here???? Sorrrry..... psssssssssssssst, I think Leonard Nemoy, is her Uncle,,,,,,lol,lo

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 02/27/10 01:22 AM
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush..... ....but a bird in the bush is worth way more than anything you can do by hand. ????

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sat 02/27/10 01:29 AM
Pig-in-a-poke - A confidence trick in the middle ages; The scheme entailed the sale of a suckling pig in a poke (bag). The wriggling bag would actually contain a cat (not particularly prized as a source of meat) that was sold to the victim in an unopened bag.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 02/27/10 06:04 AM
When I first read the title, I thought it said idiots and I was ready to list a bunch of examples and wondered why the topic wasn't in politics. As useless as nuts on a priest. A hand in the bush beats hell out of a bird in the hand any day.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sat 02/27/10 06:16 AM
Id sex isnt dirty and discusting U are not doing it right!! U figure it out!!

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Sat 02/27/10 06:50 AM
OMG I use so many; but my all time favorite will probably be "Their is no punishment like solence for a fool." Meaning it generally drives people who want to act the fool crazy if you refuse to drawn into their drama.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 02/27/10 06:55 AM Edited by willing2 on Sat 02/27/10 06:56 AM
When the whoopin' is coming and the parent says,"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you."

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Sat 02/27/10 08:05 AM
"I didn't fall off a banana truck yesterday" Busted! I friggen know what you did! Me:"I'm tellin ya officer. Somebody pushed me! Damn those illegals. Girl can't make an honest buck yanking bananas anymore." Officer: "Wanna bet sweetheart?" Me: use of all-time favorite idiom "Go fluck yourself!* *slightly modified version meaning... perform sex sans company, in a different location, please.