Got a wild hair yesterday.
A friend from out of town is in and we got to thinking about what we could do to kill a little boredom.
I did a lot of Flea Market sales and have a straitjacket and a wheelchair, scrubs and lab coats.

He didn't trust me to put him in a straitjacket. Wonder why? So, I put it on. I also put on a surgical mask and crash helmet.

He put on the scrubs and lab coat.

Then, we headed out to Wal-Mart.

I got in the wheelchair and he strapped me in with a tie-down. Once we got into the store, he transferred me into the Wal-Mart push wheelchair and we went grocery shopping.

You couldn't imagine the stares we got and nobody wanted to get within ten feet of us. My friend almost ruptured veins trying to keep from laughing hysterically.

Store security had never had to deal with that type of situation before. They let us keep shopping once they knew what was up.

You ever get a wild hair and do some crazy stuff??

That's great!!

One time at walmart a friend an me were just walking around then we saw a lady with 5 packages of hotdogs, so we got some lube an put it in with the hotdog she never noticed. We got what he needed an followed her to the check out. She put everything up an still didnt notice the lube till the guy at the check out picked it up an looked at her funny. We tried so hard not to laugh. Think bout it...she had a lot of hotdogs an lube.

Cool Love it!!

That is great dude! Yes, I have felt wild before but never have I gone to that extreme. You are probably on Youtube by now! You have guts!

A friend of mine goes in periodically with a French accent and charms everyone.

The other day he went in wearing a gas mask. All he got was looks and no one came near him. LOL!

This is great I love it

Now THAT sounds like something I would do.

Just to see the looks on people's faces...lmao

My dad did clean-room building for a while, around the time of the 9/11 mess. He had brought home one of the white outfits with hat and booties, to show us all the stuff he had to do to go into one of the rooms.

When the whole anthrax in the mail thing came out, my mom went and pulled the outfit out, dressed up, and went up and got the mail. She thought it was hysterically funny. I was just glad no one actually drove by at that time. I love my mother but she worries me sometimes...

Bwaaahahaha! This is great stuff!!!

Upon reading I just remembered a high school friend. (This WAS the 80s so chemicals might have been involved).

I (or he) would turn around facing backwards (but upright) in the passenger seat.....put the backrest down......and the driver would go in reverse thru various drive-thrus to order food.

On occasion we would have a bicycle in the trunk, so that 2 minutes later we could "ride" thru and say that we forgot to get extra sauce.

No.
All wild hairs are patted back down.
Sweet little angels would never dream of acting on them :-)

What---Ever!!

If you was my woman, you'd be skating the line real close to illegal, immoral, shocking or tasteless.

I love pulling weird stunts.

If I was your woman, I would need shocking.

That can be arranged!
You ever heard of a Model A coil?

As kids, we took shocks off of them. That was just for shitz and giggles.

As long as the coil is covered along with the other frontal lobotomy insurance items.