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Topic: Do You Think Men Actually Read Profiles.....
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Thu 02/18/10 11:19 AM


Do you think men actually read profiles, or just Drool over the Pictures.....devil


I do, but I doubt most men do.


Most men are too busy trying to figure out how high to hold up the fish for their profile pic.


franshade's photo
Thu 02/18/10 11:20 AM


Mine says eye loaf ju lawng lawng taim - is that ok???


not really..needs a Lot more detail on the loaf ju lawng lawng taim part bigsmile

i mean,take the lawng lawng taim part.
can you describe How lawng?

you could be thinking minutes,and im thinking hours..
clarifications..details..mucho importante~
smokin

ahhh I see you are fascinated by the length of time - does it matter just how long I love you or should the only thing that matter be that I love you?

:wink:

and to futher clarify by how lawng; I mean this lawng :wink:
got it? biggrin

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Thu 02/18/10 11:35 AM



Do you think men actually read profiles, or just Drool over the Pictures.....devil


I do, but I doubt most men do.


Most men are too busy trying to figure out how high to hold up the fish for their profile pic.




The tail should be even with the top of the head which places the fish in the ideal position relative to the face. Ba da bump, TSSSS.

laugh

drinker

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Thu 02/18/10 11:38 AM




Do you think men actually read profiles, or just Drool over the Pictures.....devil


I do, but I doubt most men do.


Most men are too busy trying to figure out how high to hold up the fish for their profile pic.




The tail should be even with the top of the head which places the fish in the ideal position relative to the face. Ba da bump, TSSSS.

laugh

drinker


Well, I think there's another variable in there, which would be the length of the fish. I mean, you would probably want to use different heights for a goldfish and a shark. In some cases, it might actually make more sense to hold the fish horizontally.

Not to mention the lighting issue. You might have to adjust the height of the arm and/or the fish to compensate if, for instance, the sun was too bright at that time and the glare was messing up the picture.

People say this stuff is not rocket surgery, but it is.

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Thu 02/18/10 11:41 AM

People say this stuff is not rocket surgery, but it is.



...taking notes...

BrujaLatina69's photo
Thu 02/18/10 12:32 PM
Men never read profiles. They just become interested with just one look at the photos and don't even care if you are here for the forums or not. Then they have the audacity to ask you if you can please tell them something about yourself. WTF???frustrated

Englishrose2's photo
Thu 02/18/10 12:37 PM

Men never read profiles. They just become interested with just one look at the photos and don't even care if you are here for the forums or not. Then they have the audacity to ask you if you can please tell them something about yourself. WTF???frustrated


When they ask me that i just say now think about what i am about to write...I worship the tunnel not the funnel!!laugh laugh Anna x

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Thu 02/18/10 12:37 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Thu 02/18/10 12:39 PM
she was so sexy and her profile was so titillating, i dropped my fish!

surprised laugh

franshade's photo
Thu 02/18/10 12:39 PM
sad I must not be sexy enuff sad

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Thu 02/18/10 12:41 PM

Men never read profiles. They just become interested with just one look at the photos and don't even care if you are here for the forums or not. Then they have the audacity to ask you if you can please tell them something about yourself. WTF???frustrated


When they ask me to tell them about myself, I ask them to read my profile and let me know what else they want to know. I don't usually get much of a reply after that. laugh

Englishrose2's photo
Thu 02/18/10 12:43 PM
I dont have any problem attracting guys laugh but it aint guys i want to attractlaugh laugh Anna x

s1owhand's photo
Thu 02/18/10 12:57 PM





Do you think men actually read profiles, or just Drool over the Pictures.....devil


I do, but I doubt most men do.


Most men are too busy trying to figure out how high to hold up the fish for their profile pic.




The tail should be even with the top of the head which places the fish in the ideal position relative to the face. Ba da bump, TSSSS.

laugh

drinker


Well, I think there's another variable in there, which would be the length of the fish. I mean, you would probably want to use different heights for a goldfish and a shark. In some cases, it might actually make more sense to hold the fish horizontally.

Not to mention the lighting issue. You might have to adjust the height of the arm and/or the fish to compensate if, for instance, the sun was too bright at that time and the glare was messing up the picture.

People say this stuff is not rocket surgery, but it is.



it is not the length of the fish, but how much they play and how delicious they taste!

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Thu 02/18/10 01:14 PM
If each word found within a profile were to reflect a piece of clothing,undergarment or an accessory then this site would be a booming nudist colony.noway laugh

krupa's photo
Thu 02/18/10 01:33 PM
I see people naked right off the bat....(All those years of doing nude and erotic portraiture....can't help it...it's automatic). Pretty amazing the kind of stuff that unobtrusive details will belie if you just pay attention.

Sorry, got off track there....back to the topic....naked women who expect me to read their profile when they got their **** all up in my face.....

Do I read them? Nope

I glance over them for keywords that either attract or repel. But, seriously, why the hell would I bother? Moreover, are us dudes expected to read EVERY birds complete profile?............some of you gals got friggen 4 page essays. (Which tells me, that those are the ones who won't stop talking)

s1owhand's photo
Thu 02/18/10 01:36 PM

sad I must not be sexy enuff sad


i read it, dropped my fish, and liked it so much i read it AGAIN

drinker

flowerforyou

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Thu 02/18/10 01:43 PM


sad I must not be sexy enuff sad


i read it, dropped my fish, and liked it so much i read it AGAIN

drinker

flowerforyou

Ba da bump, TSSSS.=That one just slays me every time w/o fail.Thx!slow.drinker

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Thu 02/18/10 02:08 PM
Apparently they do read them, so far I've gotten two emails complaining about mine. Glad to know we do have some literate, albeit opinionated, men amongst us.:thumbsup:

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Thu 02/18/10 02:12 PM

I see people naked right off the bat....(All those years of doing nude and erotic portraiture....can't help it...it's automatic). Pretty amazing the kind of stuff that unobtrusive details will belie if you just pay attention.

Sorry, got off track there....back to the topic....naked women who expect me to read their profile when they got their **** all up in my face.....

Do I read them? Nope

I glance over them for keywords that either attract or repel. But, seriously, why the hell would I bother? Moreover, are us dudes expected to read EVERY birds complete profile?............some of you gals got friggen 4 page essays. (Which tells me, that those are the ones who won't stop talking)


You know, I wouldn't mind so much about men not reading profiles if more of them could start an interesting conversation. But, if all they're going to do is email me and ask me the basics that I've already written about in my profile, why should I bother?

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Thu 02/18/10 02:15 PM

Apparently they do read them, so far I've gotten two emails complaining about mine. Glad to know we do have some literate, albeit opinionated, men amongst us.:thumbsup:


Welcome to the club!

I get people complaining about mine all the time. I'm "wrong" for having different standards than they have. I'm also a horrible person for deliberately excluding them, personally (even though I never knew those particular people existed before they wrote to me), from consideration as dating prospects.

Well, nobody's perfect.

s1owhand's photo
Thu 02/18/10 02:18 PM


Apparently they do read them, so far I've gotten two emails complaining about mine. Glad to know we do have some literate, albeit opinionated, men amongst us.:thumbsup:


Welcome to the club!

I get people complaining about mine all the time. I'm "wrong" for having different standards than they have. I'm also a horrible person for deliberately excluding them, personally (even though I never knew those particular people existed before they wrote to me), from consideration as dating prospects.

Well, nobody's perfect.


I am NOT reading your profile again until you put up a main pic with your fish shown clearly!


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