Anthony works in the grocery store (he's a bagger)

Savin' his pennies for someday (see pennies, so he's a bagger)

Mama Leone left a note on the door, (this was before e-mails)
She said,

"Sonny, move out to the country." (but there's no jobs there)
Workin' too hard can give you

A heart attackackackackackack (increased stress?)

You oughta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack? (a medium size town in NJ, about 45,000 people, medium houshold income is $56,953, not too shabby)

Is that all you get for your money? (hey it beats living in Detroit)

"Anthony's Song"! I can dig it!

I almost was tempted to narrate "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrKr3UUnqiM&feature=related
The Kinks - Louie Louie [1965] Wow! Ray looks blazed up in this vid. Check out the dude w/ the shades in the audience.He looks like some Secret Service bodyguard or something under cover.

That was excellent! Ray looks like he's geeked on amphetamines or something. I couldn't keep my eyes off of his teeth. Dude is in need of some serious dental work!

He even sings the mis-cue from the original...when he comes in at the wrong time and they try to cover it with a drum fill! "That's a take...nobody will notice..."

Word! But he's a dedicated follower of fashion so I'll cut him some slack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpkt6revK0

That was awesome! A good rip on the mods, no? (no, not the mods on here...)

And it seems such a waste of time (if you say so)

If that's what it's all about (no there's more)

Mama, If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out. (to Greenwich Village?)

Mmm, I'm movin' out. Ooh-hoo, uh-huh, mmmm (www.uhaul.com, love that bass line by the way.)

Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat (meter maid?)

At night he becomes a bartender (beats his day job)

He works at Mister Cacciatore's down (sold, now known as Rosso Pepe's next to the shrine church of St. Anthony)

On Sullivan Street(this is in NYC, Sullivan St. is near NYU near 6th and W Houston St)

Across from the medical center (there's no med center on or near Sullivan St. only the NY school of law)

Yeah and he's tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillacacacacacacacac (good trade in, except it's still GM)

You oughta know by now (I think Hackensack would have been better)

And if he can't drive
With a broken back (You never should drive with a broken back, you should be in bed. How'd you break it? You never mentioned it. Oh, I see, you wrecked your Caddy and that's how.)

At least he can polish the fenders (hard to do with a broken back, slipped disc maybe)

She actually wanted to suggest Trenton or Hoboken but they don't ryhme with Cadillac and heart atackakakakak.... You oughtta' know by now....

Seriousy...I can't stand Billy Joel!

Hi sexy! Come here often?

can we narrate any song here?




Feel it falling off like clothing...












Taste it rolling on your tongue....

see the lights above you glowing

Oh and breathe them deep into your lungs

Go for it! Whatever ya' want!

It was always simple, not hidden hard