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 ...and she's afraid to call anybody to find out cuz' maybe she insulted them , see? Now that would be embarrassing, no? But see...she had to be a big shot.... 
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...all her friends were soooo knocked out, man!
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Good God, man! You're still on this? I need legal advice, dammit!
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Good God, man! You're still on this? I need legal advice, dammit!
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Good God, man! You're still on this? I need legal advice, dammit!
You better stay sharp with the legal advice, man! I need top-notch advice when I'm seeking guidance! On another note, how are you doing?
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Excellent...except for the fact I'm snowed in. ...and yrself?
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Excellent...except for the fact I'm snowed in. ...and yrself?
Snowed in? Good God, man! How do you live?! I'm pretty good.
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Well...I stocked up on groceries last night. I got a few books here to read and plenty of coffee. I'll be O.K. for awhile.
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Well...I stocked up on groceries last night. I got a few books here to read and plenty of coffee. I'll be O.K. for awhile.
Good to hear, at least you have the books! I'd opt for Mountain Dew instead of coffee, but to each their own.
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Well...if this snow doesn't melt soon I WILL lose my mind....
Maybe I'll narrate another Billy Joel song. "Pressure" sounds like a good one, no. Tell ya' what? Let's vote. Want me to narrate "Pressure" or "Maneater" by Hall and Oates. It's up to ya'll... 
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Cy...where ya' at? Help me decide here!
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Maneater!
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Maneater! O.K....you asked for it! Here we go!
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O.K. this is the amazing 80's Hall and Oates composition known as Maneater, right? Now dig, it's told by an observers perspective...I would assume this observer to br Darryl Hall, right?...cuz' he wrote the damn thing.... This originally appeared on their album entitled H2O....(H2O...get it? Hall and Oates....)
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...well, I think he's kinda' stalkin' this chick, right? He notices that she only comes out at night. Says she's the lean and hungry type. ...says nothing is new...he's seen her here before watchin' and waiting. Is this the same narrator as in the song Private Eyes?...I dunno'....but they both seem like stalkers, no?
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...see, he's hangin' out with her...buys her some drinks and talks her up, right? Thinks he's got it made...but then he notices that she's really lookin' past him, dig...
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They were stalkers before stalking was popular!
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They were stalkers before stalking was popular!
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...and it's bummin' him out cuz' he's fallen for her. She just chewed his heart up, man....
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...well, he can't forgive her this, right? He follows her around...watches her. He wants to warn others about her...
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