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 Mass ingestion of Agua Net inspired those lines, no?   I wonder if they still make Aqua Net? Yea Ruth they do at my house we call it "Sex in a Can" (yea we are still keepin our hair big here!) 
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O.K. folks...give me a song to narrate, man. I'm in rare form this morning!
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Roxanne by The Police.
O.K. she's a whore ,right? But Sting is diggin' her O.K.?
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...and she works at home, dig? When she's in business...well she turns this red light on, right?.....
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...but Sting is sayin" "Biotch...YOU got ME, man. Don't turn the red light on anymore, right?
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...so his mind is made-up, right?
Tells her to put away her make-up, dig? He won't share her with another boy!
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NOBODY cares, huh?
Damn...this is painful, man. Can you IMAGINE his despair?
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O.K. This thread has 866 views...but 150 something replies...mostly me. I can't be a one-man show forever, man!
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It will NEVER die.
I still need a request, man!
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I'm thinkin'...Little Red Corvette by Prince. Ya'll down with THAT?!?
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So...here it is...by the GREAT Prince Roger Nelson himself...
He says " Guess I shoulda' known...by the way you parked yr car sideways....that it wouldn't last..." dig? 
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...but THEN he observes that she's the kinda' person that ONLY believes in makin' out once. She loves em...an leaves em;' fast, dig?
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...but Prince gets all introspective and chit, right?
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...says" I guess I must be dumb...you had a pocket full of horses...Trojan, and some of em' used...." Yea...he said that!
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But see...it was a Saturday night...and I guess it makes it all right.....
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So...he sings praises to her car...and her place where the horses run free, dig?
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...but horses...it's a metaphor for sex, see?
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Edited by
Dict8
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Sat 03/06/10 02:23 PM
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..and...cofee is a usual metaphor for sex. If a chick asks you up to her crib for coffee?...well, you know yr
gonna' get it ON, man..... 
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...but Prince chooses to use horses as a metaphor. Trojans'...all that......
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..so he gets to her place...but sees all the pics of the jockeys that were there before, dig?
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