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Topic: ok... i think i got it now
bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 01:10 AM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. * IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. * IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. * IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sat 01/23/10 01:13 AM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. * IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. * IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. * IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. well, you'd have to illegally obtain # 2 and 3, but if you accomplish that,,yes,,,you can receive quite a few American perks.

Englishrose2 Joined Sat 09/26/09 Posts: 1145	Sat 01/23/10 01:33 AM
I dont cross anyone they might just get cross with me! Anna x

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 01/23/10 01:41 AM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. * IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. * IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. * IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. Don't be a hater..it's not your style.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sat 01/23/10 04:24 AM
Beddy That was good!! and true!!!

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 07:49 AM
Beddy That was good!! and true!!!

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 12:52 PM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS right I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. Don't be a hater..it's not your style. not hating just stating

dnc4Him Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 2035	Sat 01/23/10 12:56 PM
Love the observation!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 01/23/10 01:04 PM
Let me get this straight Mr. Bedlum.....are you suggesting that the United States of America is too lenient on those illegals?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 07:12 PM
Let me get this straight Mr. Bedlum.....are you suggesting that the United States of America is too lenient on those illegals? why yes...yes i am...and not generous enough with its own..

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Sat 01/23/10 07:16 PM
I can see your point.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21863	Sat 01/23/10 07:19 PM
I'm guessing Fox news appeals to you.

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 07:22 PM
I can see your point. i would hope so its pretty out in the open...lol... tending our own back yard should come first dont you think? making sure OUR sick get takin care of, OUR poor fed, OUR homeless shelter..etc etc...

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Sat 01/23/10 09:25 PM
I can see your point. i would hope so its pretty out in the open...lol... tending our own back yard should come first dont you think? making sure OUR sick get takin care of, OUR poor fed, OUR homeless shelter..etc etc... Thing is, we need to be able to come up with solutions how to rectify this mess we call our govt.

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 09:27 PM
I'm guessing Fox news appeals to you. wrong guess

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Sat 01/23/10 09:40 PM
I can see your point. i would hope so its pretty out in the open...lol... tending our own back yard should come first dont you think? making sure OUR sick get takin care of, OUR poor fed, OUR homeless shelter..etc etc... Thing is, we need to be able to come up with solutions how to rectify this mess we call our govt. to late.... all the fox news mush brains. corperations lining polititions pockets & now doing comercials for them..I cant see it happening anytime soon, or ever..problem is people gotta learn to be more home minded instead of wanting to help other countries out before our own...haiti relief fund is an example...and its good but why cant americans donate like that for our own starving, homeless, adoption,..wheres the american relief fund????...just askin....if there was an out pouring of funds like that for our needy we'd be better off....... peace love

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 01/23/10 09:44 PM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. * IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. * IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. * IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. You forgot one. If you cross the MEXICAN border illegally, you'll immediately be jailed.

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Sat 01/23/10 09:44 PM Edited by Shasta1 on Sat 01/23/10 09:45 PM
I totally agree with you, maybe the laziness of people will go away and we'll stand up and start refusing to do thngs. Ie don't buy gas for 3 days, everyone...it'll bring them to their knees when they see how much we can control.

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Sat 01/23/10 09:46 PM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. * IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. * IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. * IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. You forgot one. If you cross the MEXICAN border illegally, you'll immediately be jailed. All you need is a state issued I.d/Drivers license to enter Mexico.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 01/23/10 09:48 PM
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.. * IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. * IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. * IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. * IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12 - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. You forgot one. If you cross the MEXICAN border illegally, you'll immediately be jailed. All you need is a state issued I.d/Drivers license to enter Mexico. *That would be a legal* crossing.**