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Sun 01/17/10 09:55 PM
Topic: Hi Everyone
Takes time and inner strength, but your making friends already, keepin yourself occupied and such, so I think you'll do just fine ;)

Peace and Love to you in all your endeavors!



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Sun 01/17/10 09:49 PM
Topic: What the crap is wrong with people!
Stinkin naked picture taker downers! slaphead
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Sun 01/17/10 09:38 PM
Topic: Unusually Blunt
Yeah, thank goodness for old soda cups being left in the car... LOLLL... always get large drinks... over flowing dizzy wearing sky high shoes... no bueno.... (eeee so embarrassing)
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Sun 01/17/10 08:50 PM
Topic: Countdown to 2012, the REAL TRUE Apocalypse
LOL - either way... so what... if we alls gon dies... whats tha damn helld point of bein skrd....????? hhhhhmmmmm

;)

If its my time... its my time... no sense in gettin all hootin and hollarin about it...
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Sun 01/17/10 07:25 PM
Topic: Unusually Blunt
yes, but that was back when I hadn't met myself yet :)
Do you prefer a huge ****?
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Sun 01/17/10 06:24 PM
Topic: Oh GOD Take me now!!!!!!
If thats true... Hilarious!!!!
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Sun 01/17/10 06:22 PM
Topic: Oh this is a GOOD one....lmao

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. :wink: I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these ******* would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny says: "TIGER WOODS. Can I go now?"