OK, so there has been a lot of talk about who should make the first move.

The men say, "We're tired of being rejected and ignored and told we smell like a llama covered in tabasco sauce."

The women say, "It's our traditional role not to ever make the first move and we sort of like it here in the 17th century." (Until they need a toilet, anyway.)

The answer to the whole dilemma is so obvious that I wonder why some smart person, maybe Stephen Hawking or Billie Piper, hasn't thought of it before.

It's just a matter of ALTERNATING DAYS, people! Men make the first move today, women make the first move tomorrow, and then the cycle repeats itself either until all the nice guys have been "taken" (interpret that as you wish), or they've been thrown into a shark tank, which is more or less the same thing.

Problem solved.

You're welcome.

Butt butt what if we all get confused on whose day it is????????????

Will a schedule be posted?

How does a guy know if a woman is willing to make the first move or not? If she's not interested in him, it's not happening, no matter who approaches who first. Unless he's doing a test study or something, he has no way of knowing her dating style.

Also, the ones who are tired of being rejected would be rejected no matter who asked who out. Sad, but true.

Screw that, just grab her by the hair and drag her back to the cave.

That's why the whole system must be changed immediately. This is the greatest problem facing the world today, and will continue to be, for at least another week and a half. It's time to put an end to this insane debacle here and now, before things get even worse (if that's possible), and we're all reduced to writing about what we would do to the person above us.

Just Say No to gender-derived First-Move roles!

"A woman who refuses to ask a man out is like a spider without a trumpet" -- William Henry Harrison, 9th President of the United States

I'm not talking about the system, I'm talking about the kind of men who complain about being "overlooked." Take two women, one is "traditional" and wants to be pursued, one is "liberal" and doesn't mind doing the pursuing. Take one guy and put him in the same room as the two women. He asks out the traditional woman, gets rejected, and the liberal one walks out. Either way he's screwed, because for some reason he wasn't either one's cup of tea.

Men on even-numbered days, women on odd-numbered days. Problem solved.. again :)

Well, everybody has something to gripe about. That's why the Founding Fathers did whatever it was they did whenever it was they did it -- so we'd all have the inalienable right to be nice guys AND to complain about it. How were they supposed to know it wouldn't work out the way we wanted? They've all been dead for millions of years.

I wonder how do nice guys taste dipped in caramel, nuts, and chocolate?

Bingo. Perfect sense. Also I like the subtle, subliminal message behind giving women the "odd" days, heh....

What lex are you saying woman are odd?

YUMMY

I come in here to see Kristi talking about butts

An Men are not?

Would I ever say such a thing?



Well, actually, since I haven't met all women (who has the time?), I can't say they're ALL odd.

And I suppose there is the outside possibility that one day I will run across one who isn't....

....which I firmly believe will happen right after my shoes suddenly mutate into giant industrial baboons....!!

Well now got to have something to look at.


And pffffffffffffffffffft the women getting the odd days

But if you give the men the odd days, they will just complain about being nice AND odd.