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| Topic: answer a silly Q. ask a silly Q. | |
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No.
Ever went stalking? |
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No.
Ever went on a 1,000 mile road trip? |
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Nope. Not that far.
Ever ate calamari? |
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No.
Would you like to be pampered or do you prefer huggies? |
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Huggies.. all day
Ever had erectile dysfunction |
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No.
If you flap your arms really hard, can you fly? |
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In my dreams, yeah.
Do you kiss with your eyes open? |
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Sometimes.
Are you capable of producing a 45 second fart? |
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lol, no
Do you know what snipe hunting is? (lol) |
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No, but I think it involves sniping something that's alive.
Are you a vegetarian? |
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Yes.
Do you want to go anyway? 
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Sure, I'm not a vegetarian anymore. You snipe and I'll eat - assuming it's a tasty animal.
What animal do you think it is, anyway? |
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A snipe is a, well:
any of several long-billed game birds of the genera Gallinago (Capella) and Limnocryptes, inhabiting marshy areas, as G. gallinago (common snipe), of Eurasia and North America, having barred and striped white, brown, and black plumage. Have you got the bait? |
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No, but I have beer.
Want me to bring Pepsi too? |
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Yes, please.
Why do people yawn? |
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People yawn because they don't get enough pee out of their system. Trust me...this has been tested and is backed by me.
 Why is it that farts make the noise that they do? I mean...wouldn't it be cool if a fart could just scream as you were releasing it? |
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Farts make that sound because I said so
 but omw, if we screamed when we farted, and farted when we were scared, how hilarious would that be? |
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I think it would be insanely hilarious. Oh yeah...I need to have my scientists prep a potion to make farts do that.
Do you like Russian cheese? |
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I don't know...
You have a scientist on call? |
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Yes I do...24/7...most of experiments cause people to love 70's disco, but you didn't hear that from me.
Do you think they will make a vehicle that runs on tears? |
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