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Awesome, but no I didn't know that. What do they plan on doing? going around and punching twilight girls? (muah hahaha )
Would you support that? |
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I approve of them punching, smacking, or making the Twilight girls tap out.
Why is my hair blonde? |
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Because it's yella! You have cowardly hair?
Why are crocodiles so scary? |
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teeth?
When was the last time you watched Sesame Street? |
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A year ago.
How many bats? AH AH AH! |
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How the hell should I know? AH! AH! AH!
Crushed ice or cubed ice? Which one has more nutrients? |
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neither, ice is evil.
Why is it called ice skating? |
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You're using ice on skates... they just didn't feel like being inventive in the naming so they went for what was there.
Do you, as well, find picturing an embarrassed giraffe amusing? |
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haha, yes.
Have you ever seen a panda in real life? |
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Saw one at the zoo once. I wanted to feed him, but the zookeeper almost bit my arm off!
Ever seen one of the Rice Krispy boys in real life? |
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no
ever see a grizzly bear in rel life? |
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No, but I wanna. They look so cute. I wanna pet one.
Ever drank gasoline? |
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no
ever light your farts on fire? |
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No.
Ever been in love with a cow? |
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no
ever F*C k a sheep? |
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Tried to..... I mean.....Hell No!
Ever tried to make love to your car? |
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Um, no
ever kill bambi? |
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With a bazooka.
Do you feel that crickets have feelings? |
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no, they are evil.
ever feel guilty after killing a bug? |
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No.
Have you ever taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque? |
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