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People with a great huge stick up their butt is a big red flag for me. And bitter old women.  The only thing worse than a bitter old woman is a bitter young woman. And the only thing worse than a bitter young woman is a bitter young judgmental woman with a great big stick up her butt. |
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People with a great huge stick up their butt is a big red flag for me. is there a flag on the end of the stick? Usually, and more often than not it's a pirate flag. I always wanted to be a lady pirate.. Then you would have to get the pirate tattoo on your butt. |
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The only thing worse than a bitter old woman is a bitter young woman. And the only thing worse than a bitter young woman is a bitter young judgmental woman with a great big stick up her butt. What the hell are you talking about Mo? Where I'm from...that's foreplay. |
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People with a great huge stick up their butt is a big red flag for me. is there a flag on the end of the stick? Usually, and more often than not it's a pirate flag. I always wanted to be a lady pirate.. Then you would have to get the pirate tattoo on your butt. Why on my butt? |
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The only thing worse than a bitter old woman is a bitter young woman. And the only thing worse than a bitter young woman is a bitter young judgmental woman with a great big stick up her butt. What the hell are you talking about Mo? Where I'm from...that's foreplay. And sheep are always frightened. And everybody is familiar with the term "stump broke cow". |
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People with a great huge stick up their butt is a big red flag for me. is there a flag on the end of the stick? Usually, and more often than not it's a pirate flag. I always wanted to be a lady pirate.. Then you would have to get the pirate tattoo on your butt. Why on my butt? Isn't there a thread around here someplace about butts and pirates? |
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The only thing worse than a bitter old woman is a bitter young woman. And the only thing worse than a bitter young woman is a bitter young judgmental woman with a great big stick up her butt. What the hell are you talking about Mo? Where I'm from...that's foreplay. I'm all for foreplay...I think there should be more of...it it's a big stick up my a$$..I'll pass!!! |
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And everybody is familiar with the term "stump broke cow". I'm not...care to explain??? 
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People with a great huge stick up their butt is a big red flag for me. is there a flag on the end of the stick? Usually, and more often than not it's a pirate flag. I always wanted to be a lady pirate.. Then you would have to get the pirate tattoo on your butt. Why on my butt? Isn't there a thread around here someplace about butts and pirates? Yeah..I know the thread..  I don't want to be a butt pirate Motown.. |
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And everybody is familiar with the term "stump broke cow". I'm not...care to explain??? That's where some guy gets up on a stump and some old cow bends over and backs up to him.
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Someone in another thread mentioned the term 'red flag'. I thought it would be cool to share some profile red flags and also a cool way for those who may have an interest in other minglers to catch a glimpse of what NOT TO DO in their profile. My red flags would be,, 1.the tattoes and piercings thing I already mentioned 2.Males over thirty who speak in slang 3.Males with a majority of pics that are topless or drunk 4.The phrase ' open to anything ' 5. Males with screen names that include reference to body parts or sexual acts and quite naturally 6. Males who mention in their details an aversion to God. methinks then Msharmony you wouldn't like one i just got... "this face is sitable" |
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Someone in another thread mentioned the term 'red flag'. I thought it would be cool to share some profile red flags and also a cool way for those who may have an interest in other minglers to catch a glimpse of what NOT TO DO in their profile. My red flags would be,, 1.the tattoes and piercings thing I already mentioned 2.Males over thirty who speak in slang 3.Males with a majority of pics that are topless or drunk 4.The phrase ' open to anything ' 5. Males with screen names that include reference to body parts or sexual acts and quite naturally 6. Males who mention in their details an aversion to God. methinks then Msharmony you wouldn't like one i just got... "this face is sitable" What was your reply?  
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My red flags:
1. Any mention of kids 2. Any mention of alcohol, including pictures of the person holding/drinking/bathing in/talking to any sort of alcohol 3. Empty or vapid profile (this eliminates about 94.6% of everybody anyway) 4. Bad spelling, grammar, and/or apostrophe placement 5. Self-described "laid back and easy going" 6. Pic of two or more people and they never tell you which one the profile belongs to 7. No mention of llamas in the profile 8. Has too long of a "Red Flags" list 9. Cleavage and/or butt pics 10. Self-description is obviously plagiarized from a "Penthouse Forum" magazine from 1978 11. Doesn't like to read books 12. "Looking for marriage" 13. Insufficient amount of eye makeup in pics ....I'll stop now.... |
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9. Cleavage and/or butt pics
I am going to assume there is a reason that these frighten you....I would guess that Dolly Parton was a "too friendly" aunt.... but, do me a favor....steer the chicks with cleavage and butts my way....I will protect you from them bro. |
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Someone in another thread mentioned the term 'red flag'. I thought it would be cool to share some profile red flags and also a cool way for those who may have an interest in other minglers to catch a glimpse of what NOT TO DO in their profile. My red flags would be,, 1.the tattoes and piercings thing I already mentioned 2.Males over thirty who speak in slang 3.Males with a majority of pics that are topless or drunk 4.The phrase ' open to anything ' 5. Males with screen names that include reference to body parts or sexual acts and quite naturally 6. Males who mention in their details an aversion to God. methinks then Msharmony you wouldn't like one i just got... "this face is sitable" What was your reply? I would think that would be obvious to anyone who knows me... I don't respond to pigs |
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My red flags: 1. Any mention of kids 2. Any mention of alcohol, including pictures of the person holding/drinking/bathing in/talking to any sort of alcohol 3. Empty or vapid profile (this eliminates about 94.6% of everybody anyway) 4. Bad spelling, grammar, and/or apostrophe placement 5. Self-described "laid back and easy going" 6. Pic of two or more people and they never tell you which one the profile belongs to 7. No mention of llamas in the profile 8. Has too long of a "Red Flags" list 9. Cleavage and/or butt pics 10. Self-description is obviously plagiarized from a "Penthouse Forum" magazine from 1978 11. Doesn't like to read books 12. "Looking for marriage" 13. Insufficient amount of eye makeup in pics ....I'll stop now.... Why number 5? |
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So is that why my "free mustache rides" e-mails aren't being responded to???????
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Edited by
CatsLoveMe
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Tue 12/29/09 04:38 PM
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My red flags: 1. Any mention of kids 2. Any mention of alcohol, including pictures of the person holding/drinking/bathing in/talking to any sort of alcohol 3. Empty or vapid profile (this eliminates about 94.6% of everybody anyway) 4. Bad spelling, grammar, and/or apostrophe placement 5. Self-described "laid back and easy going" 6. Pic of two or more people and they never tell you which one the profile belongs to 7. No mention of llamas in the profile 8. Has too long of a "Red Flags" list 9. Cleavage and/or butt pics 10. Self-description is obviously plagiarized from a "Penthouse Forum" magazine from 1978 11. Doesn't like to read books 12. "Looking for marriage" 13. Insufficient amount of eye makeup in pics ....I'll stop now.... The "new" list, ladies, pay attention!
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9. Cleavage and/or butt pics I am going to assume there is a reason that these frighten you....I would guess that Dolly Parton was a "too friendly" aunt.... but, do me a favor....steer the chicks with cleavage and butts my way....I will protect you from them bro. I don't know what it is, really, I just don't find them attractive....not into the whole Astarte thing, I guess....!! More of a leg man, really, but you rarely see good leg pics on a dating site -- although I did mention this once before and a couple of the ladies came through!  I don't want to hand out any free publicity to any other sites, but I know a place where it's pretty much nothing BUT (no pun intended, maybe) cleavage and butt shots....and scammer/spammers, lots of 'em -- rhymes with "nagged".... |
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So is that why my "free mustache rides" e-mails aren't being responded to??????? may have something to do it it..although I'm quite sure some would write to ya quicker with such an offer... |
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