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every time you go to sit down and write cats always want to lay right on top of the paper?
Or, when you're at the computer they want to walk/lay on the keyboard? Oh, and when you have steps they try to kill you, especially if you're carrying things, like laundry? |
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Cats have an ulterior motive...
mine like to "help" while we wrap xmas presents. |
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Mine used to tear the blinds up "peeping" out to see what was going on.
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Because in reality, unlike dogs, cats do not like people.
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They just want all your attention, dammit, is that too much to ask????????
 
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Cat Haiku
You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog! The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hairball somewhere. Will find in morning. Grace personified I leap into the window I meant to do that Blur of motion, then- Silence, me, a paper bag What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds Your foot just squashed one. You're always typing Well, let's see you ignore my Sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head. Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a "term paper"? Kitty likes plastic Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner Want to trim my claws Don't even think about it! My yelps will wake the dead I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper. Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in the bed, then screams! My claws aren't that sharp.... Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much" Litter box not there You must have moved it again I'll crap in the sink The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold time for "Cup Hockey" We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt. |
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That's awesome Bonny. Did you write that?
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My cat only bugs me when she wants more food or water or when she is ready for bed.
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That's awesome Bonny. Did you write that?
Sadly, I did not. |
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Cats like people, but unlike some dogs they are more independant and require less human attention...unless they want attention lol.
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Cats like people, but unlike some dogs they are more independant and require less human attention...unless they want attention lol. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. |
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That's awesome Bonny. Did you write that?
Sadly, I did not. Neat Haiku!!!! Thanks!! |
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php |
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Another from my "Cat Collection" folder...... I did not write these either.
My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. Cats can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. I don't mind being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot. |
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php I took the quiz. There's an 83% chance my cat is trying to kill me. 
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php I took the quiz. There's an 83% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
Mine was 93 percent....lol |
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php I took the quiz. There's an 83% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
Mine was 93 percent....lol That must mean my cat is just a bit more crafty at hiding his true agenda.
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php I took the quiz. There's an 83% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
Mine was 93 percent....lol That must mean my cat is just a bit more crafty at hiding his true agenda.
Not necessarily. I have two cats. |
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php I took the quiz. There's an 83% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
Mine was 93 percent....lol I guess I'm lucky...I only had 73% chance my cat will kill me. Off to give her catnip to throw her off.
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php I took the quiz. There's an 83% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
Mine was 93 percent....lol I guess I'm lucky...I only had 73% chance my cat will kill me. Off to give her catnip to throw her off.
I just bought a couple of catnip mice today. Neither one of my cats wants anything to do with them I think they are on to me.
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