At work, we call the ones that access the Manufacturing database server our "Etch-A-Sketches."



Too late. Lord Voldemort has already snuck Intel microprocessors into Macs.

BTW, do you know why they ported Microsoft Office to run on Macs? So Mac users could finally see some useful applications run on their favorite machine. :)

-Kerry O., "The Visigoths are coming over the hills..."

Now, don't startin' takin' me for some tech geek that understands all this ...

... I've stated that I absolutely SWOON when y'all speak!

Besides, I've got a peecee and a Mac ...


... My kid is on your side the fence, Kerry!

I got a Mac cuz I'm a solid, dipped and dyed, certifiable, tech tard DUMB ARSE to a spectacular level of epic proportion ...

... Keeps me safe, outta the looney tech prob bin and off the streets!


Pssssssst: But I do like keepin' the pizzzzz match goin', so I can be dazzled ...

Yanno ... ... Shiney ...

See, I'm a Colonel in the PeeCee Army of Darkness, but my duties are mostly ceremonial. You know, like starting rumors such as "You DO know that Eve tempted Adam with an Apple? And we KNOW how that worked out, right?"

Usually, I'm more Cosmic Shrug when it comes to 'puters. Just another tool for bringin' home the bacon...

-Kerry O. " What's the difference between a Mac fanatic and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."