A farmer buys sheep for the first time, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks there are still none pregnant, so he calls the vet.

"You'll have to do it by artificial insemination then" says the vet. The
farmer has absolutley no idea what this means and doesn't want to appear
ignorant, so only asks "How will I know when they're pregnant"? "They'll
roll around contentedly in the grass" says the vet.

The farmer decides that this means he has to do the job himself, so, he
loads the sheep into the landrover, takes them out to the woods, screws
each of them, then returns home, puts then back in the field, and goes
to bed.

The next morning he sees that none of the sheep are rolling in the
grass, so he figures the first go didn't take, and again he loads the
sheep into the landrover, takes them out to the woods, and bangs each of
them twice - just to make sure. Again, he takes them back to their field
and then falls into his bed, exhausted.

The following morning the farmer is distraught to see the sheep still
not lying around in the grass. He decides to try one last time. He loads
the sheep into the landrover, heads into the woods with them and spends
all day screwing them. Much later he returns home, replacng the sheep in
their field.

Next morning, he's far too exhausted even to lift his head from the
pillow, so the farmer asks his wife to look out the window. "Are the
sheep rolling around in the grass?" "No", she says....."they're all in
the landrover, and one of them is blowing the horn"!

lmao, where do you get this stuff

Wise sheep. You got to love them.

They probably used to work for Serta.

Uk, your so bad!Dang!

though i heard it before funny every time someone should have told him
he was doing them too good lol