I love Bi chicks who rock out to death metal. Im a friendly goth who will pick my nose and wipe it on your cheek just cuz I wanted to share it with you. Sharing is caring. Im Bi-polar,Schizophrenic, and have a personality disorder. I have no real friends but alot of imaginary ones. I don't take my meds, I sell them to pay for the hookers. Im a bad boy, I have been to jail- they keep a cell reserved for me. My ideal woman is Abby from NCIS, if your not her, I will make you her. My favorite sexual toys is toothpaste and toilet paper. Perfect first date would be to duct tape phone books to ourselves and rob a blood bank. To be updated later. Hobbies are: Masterbation, Booger sculpting, Scaring little kids, Smoking a drug named after a part of my butt(crack), Putting bumper stickers on other peoples cars, Skinny dipping under a pale moon light, Slapping cops in the face, Calling random strangers in the middle of the night, Leaving flaming bags of doggy poop on peoples porches, Taking un-attended shopping carts when no one is looking, Standing on the street corner begging for change.