i`m guessing, since Dan` misses moved into his peacefull batcholer pad,
shes filled the sofa with "scatter cushions" so he cant actually sit down.

put smelly dead flowers in his bathroom, along with 200 bottles and tubes of "stuff???"

probbably replaced the beer in the fridge with humous.

made him change his pants daily!!

thrown away his porn

MADE him record a joint answer machine message

found that every draw is a "things" draw, for batteries, bits of wire and pens that dont work. and decided to cut off his nuts and put them in her own "stuff" draw

and i bet he hasnt had sex since she moved in


Dan, if i actually liked you, i`d feel sorry for you

but i dont, so hahahahhaahhahhahahahahahahhahahahhhaaahahaha

LOL... I think dan is here to stir the bees nest..

dry and sarcastic english humor..lol i like it.

Hmmm..... I kinda like fluffy pillows...I must be showing my sensitive, feminine side again!

Ah, a bitter one that likes to generalize. How's life workin' for ya, apparently not well with the ladies and rightly so with that attitude.

Hehehe ya forgot to mention she painted the bedroom PINK

he got married recently...he got all nice and smushy for a while and then as he got used to the new situation the old Dan came back.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
And a woman with half a brain? A sorry excuse for a man.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
And the bachelorette? You can't; she IS god.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
And a woman? Hope he won't be a power failure.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
And a woman? A man to ignore all that and watch football.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
And a woman? Well, well, silly -- it was a trick question.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do women not need a replay of a kiss in a chick flick? Coz that would put them to next Tuesday.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
And women? Because they have no choice in the matter.

Hummm thought they just moved in together for now hummm did I miss it and they got married too?

alright maybe I'm wrong. they might just have moved together...I don't like to talk about others without their presence, it's never nice...Dan is sleeping now..it's almost 2 am in England.

no. its 11:45pm

???????

Dan ain't sleeping. I saw him half an hour ago working his Mojo. He bet me a beer that he could bag this one.......


I went ahead and took the bet even though I knew a guy like Dan would easily score that sweet piece of meat. (I gotta boost his ego....he got a little pecker and I always try to be supportive of my friends)

wich one is dan?

The one with the penis! duh....

the one with the parrot under his armpit.

penis? i thought that was dirt on the camera lense

my mistake

I wasn't debating anything. I was stating a fact!!! Besides you answered your own question and I answered your question in a factual way....:)

Wrong.

She won't change it at all. She'll sit in the dark and complain about the man not changing it. LOL

We aint married yet!

This thread got funny. Seems like my threads are funnier after ileave nowadays.

Hate to break it to you, mate....but they have ALWAYS gotten funnier after you leave....lmao

I notice your use of the word " yet " when referring to marriage.

You know it's only a matter of time, right? lol