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Because i said so. Hey, women are NOT stupid! They're just evil. |
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Not exactly sure why my f**k toys would need to be intelligent.....
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Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing. Why do little boys whine? Because they are practicing to be men. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. |
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted a several times. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..." What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs. Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice. |
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there ^classic...lmao |
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Rough day yesterday, Dan???
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Edited by
fallnstar
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Fri 11/27/09 09:46 AM
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Any attention is good enough for you, Hugh ? DuHH
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What is that monotone buzzing sound?
Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe (ducking and running away) |
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What is that monotone buzzing sound? Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe (ducking and running away) Sure Krupa, would you like to wear it or drink it? |
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted a several times. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..." What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs. Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.
I love it Miss Bonnie,,,and TO THIS,,,I will post to, the other, is just one showing why they are ALONE,wink,lol I have lived to long to remotely think that EVEN,,,,five women, could be PUT in a GROUP to call "ALL",... Bitterness expressed in ANY HUMOR,is STILL ,,,,Bitter-sweet..wink |
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What is that monotone buzzing sound? Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe (ducking and running away) Sure Krupa, would you like to wear it or drink it? hehehehe don't really matter honey....by the time you find me the remote and fix me a sandwich, it will be time for you to bring me another one anyway...... |
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What is that monotone buzzing sound? Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe (ducking and running away) Sure Krupa, would you like to wear it or drink it? hehehehe don't really matter honey....by the time you find me the remote and fix me a sandwich, it will be time for you to bring me another one anyway...... Ok Krups, jut for you............ Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions. 
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Hehehehehe
You're a good sport Bonny. I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect. |
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Hehehehehe You're a good sport Bonny. I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect. Well if we cannot have fun amongst ourselves then all is lost. 
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Hehehehehe You're a good sport Bonny. I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect. Well if we cannot have fun amongst ourselves then all is lost.
Absolutely. Now, bring on the bubblehead bimbo's! |
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Sorry ... what was the question again ??
  
Have a great weekend anyway Dan, Bonnie and the rest of the troop 
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Hehehehehe You're a good sport Bonny. I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect. Well if we cannot have fun amongst ourselves then all is lost.
Absolutely. Now, bring on the bubblehead bimbo's! Did someone call for backup? 
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im not stupid enough to have a man in my life!
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Because a dude made us.
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