"It's hard to let go of someone when you're not finished with them yet."

- from a LaVryle Spencer novel

To my dear friend,I thank thee for true consistency amid the endless dwelling of fickle souls you choose to call thine own. It is by unparalleled grace that breath may enter these unbefitting lungs to pour out a melody for thy beloved glory forever.Godspeed!Cy

Life is fragile, say it with a prayer

"Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's *just* a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, 'He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man', or 'That's not a diamond, it's just a rock.' Just."

- J.M. Barrie (Finding Neverland)

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” -Bill Watterson.

"Poo poo occurs"...

Guitarist: Ewww, is that a bug?
Fan: No it's just black ink!
Guitarist: R u sure? It looks like a bug!
Fan: Ok. It IS a bug. I squashed it into the paper.
Guitarist: Yuk! *He circles the dead bug and draws an arrow pointin 2 it*

Not just any old average autograph signature then.

"Nobody looks good wearing brown lipstick" -- Frank Zappa

Did I do that?????????? - Steve Urkel

"Know one can intimate you but yourself" E. Roosevelt

"Life is a bowl of cherries how did I whined up with all the pits"
Erma Bombeck

What the heck !

Cause I said so - Mom

I didn't say it was your fault
I said I was going to blame you

"Quit telling God how big your storm is, and start telling your storm how big God is."-Unknown

oops double post

Dr. Robert Doback: When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a ****ing dinosaur and get a job"
So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that.
Brennan: How is that even a skill?

You can't tell me that's not inspirational.

What did i think of the Ellen Degeneres biography? It f*ckin turned me lesbian

Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.