Topic: (Man thread!)Have you met completey | |
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Atlantis75
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Mon 10/19/09 07:54 PM
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crazy women?
Did they ever just turn around end went ballistic over nothing? Or they were like a timed bomb? Or you met them and you just wanted distance yourself away from them asap? Or they told you stuff so weird that you couldn't believe your ears? |
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oh lawd yes..I meet women like that all the time...
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look you asked me how my day was and i told you
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For awhile I kept running into bipolar chicks. It was difficult to say the least. Kept going back and forth because they would be sweeter than sugared molassass, then colder than penguin _ussy.
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hey, but you are all women commentators! you're not supposed to comment on other women!
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Yep and have seen what guys have had to go through with them too.
Craziness. |
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I was with a woman who complained she had a big A$$---All the time it was OH! I have such a BIG A$$--- BIG A$$ at dinner BIG A$$ watching TV---BIG A$$__BIG A$$ !!!! Finally I turned her around and said----yes! you do have a big A$$!!!!! ---She hit me.
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I'm a magnet for them
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Perfect!!! |
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Crazy chicks...
One told me she was so 'hot' for me; she put ranch on her pu**y and had her dog like it off. Another told me she loved me because I said I liked her shirt. She ended up stalking me for six months overone compliment. One said she was falling head over heels for me and my sweet gentle nature. That she would be luckiest girl on earth to catch a rare guy like me.. That same night she got involved in a five guy orgy with no other girls present.... yup way to my heart.. One went ballistic on me and started throwing rocks at some dudes car because I had cat hair on my hoodie... Another said, your cute, and then proceeded to slice her wrists in front of me. My fiancee told me she wanted to get back together, apologized for her dumb *** materialistic ways, even gave me a bj n the parking lot.. next thing I know she's banging another dude and got impregnated by him. Also learn, my second daughter isn't even mine.. I met one chick who, as she so bluntly put it, 'wanted to f*** a horse'. One thought dudes in clown suits were hot. I had one who thought Elvis was stalking her.. One swore Albinoes only existed in mythology. One who waited ten mins for the bus to take her five mins (walking distance) away.. So, leaving out some of the others.. I think I've had my fair share.. |
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Ok..... this thread is derogatory, and wrong on every level.
I find it so ridiculous that you decide that women are insane... it's the oldest line in the book. Own your part in it all. MAN UP.... or move on... |
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Crazy chicks... One told me she was so 'hot' for me; she put ranch on her pu**y and had her dog like it off. Another told me she loved me because I said I liked her shirt. She ended up stalking me for six months overone compliment. One said she was falling head over heels for me and my sweet gentle nature. That she would be luckiest girl on earth to catch a rare guy like me.. That same night she got involved in a five guy orgy with no other girls present.... yup way to my heart.. One went ballistic on me and started throwing rocks at some dudes car because I had cat hair on my hoodie... Another said, your cute, and then proceeded to slice her wrists in front of me. My fiancee told me she wanted to get back together, apologized for her dumb *** materialistic ways, even gave me a bj n the parking lot.. next thing I know she's banging another dude and got impregnated by him. Also learn, my second daughter isn't even mine.. I met one chick who, as she so bluntly put it, 'wanted to f*** a horse'. One thought dudes in clown suits were hot. I had one who thought Elvis was stalking her.. One swore Albinoes only existed in mythology. One who waited ten mins for the bus to take her five mins (walking distance) away.. So, leaving out some of the others.. I think I've had my fair share.. good lord..now I understand more why the youngsters like us older gals... |
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I find it so ridiculous that you decide that women are insane... Ummm... did you read the title? There is nowhere to be said that "women are crazy". It says have you ever met |
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crazy women? Did they ever just turn around end went ballistic over nothing? Or they were like a timed bomb? Or you met them and you just wanted distance yourself away from them asap? Or they told you stuff so weird that you couldn't believe your ears? You mean OTHER than coming home, opening the door and finding a gun pointed at my face?? You mean OTHER than having knives and other miscellaneous objects flying at my head at random times? Other than that?? Nahh...haven't met any truly crazy women. |
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i have a tattoo on my back that is chinese for mentally deranged... just figured i would let them know before they got involved.. no false advertising here!!!
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crazy women? Did they ever just turn around end went ballistic over nothing? Or they were like a timed bomb? Or you met them and you just wanted distance yourself away from them asap? Or they told you stuff so weird that you couldn't believe your ears? You mean OTHER than coming home, opening the door and finding a gun pointed at my face?? You mean OTHER than having knives and other miscellaneous objects flying at my head at random times? Other than that?? Nahh...haven't met any truly crazy women. |
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Crazy chicks... One told me she was so 'hot' for me; she put ranch on her pu**y and had her dog like it off. Another told me she loved me because I said I liked her shirt. She ended up stalking me for six months overone compliment. One said she was falling head over heels for me and my sweet gentle nature. That she would be luckiest girl on earth to catch a rare guy like me.. That same night she got involved in a five guy orgy with no other girls present.... yup way to my heart.. One went ballistic on me and started throwing rocks at some dudes car because I had cat hair on my hoodie... Another said, your cute, and then proceeded to slice her wrists in front of me. My fiancee told me she wanted to get back together, apologized for her dumb *** materialistic ways, even gave me a bj n the parking lot.. next thing I know she's banging another dude and got impregnated by him. Also learn, my second daughter isn't even mine.. I met one chick who, as she so bluntly put it, 'wanted to f*** a horse'. One thought dudes in clown suits were hot. I had one who thought Elvis was stalking her.. One swore Albinoes only existed in mythology. One who waited ten mins for the bus to take her five mins (walking distance) away.. So, leaving out some of the others.. I think I've had my fair share.. All this stuff will stop--if you--stop downing acid!!! |
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