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lol...get to bed Gypsy...
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THANKS..........I THINK I WILL.......NOT FEELING VERY WELL TODAY AT
ALL....... NIGHT PEOPLE AND DONT FORGET............ TO PASS THE TOILET PAPER!!!! 
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Before or After I use it?
G'nite hun. Hope you feel better |
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You might try having a couple of corn cobs hanging where heTP is
supposed to be. LOL 
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!    Im speechless
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brainstorm! time to install the "guest outhouse"
 
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good one slow!!!
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it has that fresh outdoors scent! ahh! and no plugins!
butt beware! 
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don't forget to have a big pile of pine needles for wiping!!
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don't forget to have a big pile of pine needles for wiping!! 
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don't forget to have a big pile of pine needles for wiping!! Pine cones might make things more interesting! |
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wow if the john wayne toilet paper isn't makin people steer clear of wanting to make pewpie in ur toilet then perhaps u should sprinkle lemonade on the seat.. i mean really, who wants to sit down on a tinkled on toilet?? and the john wayne tp just doesn't cut it as far as cleanin up that kinda mess.
for those not "in the know" back story on why it's called john wayne toilet paper: because just like john wayne the toilet paper is tough as hell and don't take $#!t from no one. so yeah, i dunno. i can't explian why ur acquaintances keep wanting to make doodie in ur throne room. tell 'em to go 'think' in their own throne rooms. or better yet, tell 'em yours is being renovated for their first rate waste making pleasure and that soon, very soon, they will be able to sit on an intricately precious metal-inlaid and gem-encrusted porcelain statue of a pair of hands gently holding their derrieres as they defecate in premier luxury lavatory accomodations with all the appointments befitting such esteemed visitors of your bathroom facilities, and that in the meantime they can go outside and hit up the porta-johnny down the block at the nearest construction site. and then tell 'em "DO THAT STUFF IN UR OWN HOUSE!!" yeezos krise! dubbelyoo tee eff?!?!? this was a joke thread i take it. u don't seriously have people coming to go poo at ur house all the time?? |
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How about a sign above the toilet...
"If you don't live here...don't $hit here!" |
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!! Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! |
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Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! Hahahahaha..... please tell me you are joking! Where do you think Gypsy works? LMAO!!!!!!!!!! 
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Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! Hahahahaha..... please tell me you are joking! Where do you think Gypsy works? LMAO!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do, slog through every post and do some kind of internet search or whatever to find out where this Gypsy person works? And yes, in fact, I was joking. |
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Morning Folks
, are we the only ones here?
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 It appears that way.... good evening...  Onemind, I was wondering whether perhaps you were having a bit of a joke with Gypsy, as she does work in a nursing home. it certainly gave me a laugh...
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