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      purple i found the yetti       | |
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      My precious!
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      hahah I will set out the Mcdonalds napkins or something.  I still think  they may be eating sandwiches in there too....I have some pretty huge friends!!!!       | |
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      heh I love it when smegol says that carrot!!! My  preciousssssssss!!!   | |
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      >> carrot that looks like a dead goat or something
 Yep! "Or something!". But its weird looking enough to feed rumors of aliens beasts and mythical creatures. Not as pretty as Smeagol. | |
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      make sure you moisten the toilet seat before you open that  door!?!  | |
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      actually, upon closer viewing, it looks like a dead deer.  OMG you  killed BAMBI!!!!!!!!       | |
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      hahaha purple.....I have got the vaseline handy!!!! ohhhhhhh you mean  something else????? ughhhhhhh!!!!         | |
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      I like your pic btw purple!!!     | |
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      looks like an albino kangaroo that didnt quite make it...   | |
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      I prefer the dead carrot pic better !!!!          | |
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      >> make sure you moisten the toilet seat before you open that door!?
 EEeewwwww!! Keep a thermos of liquid nitrogen handy, and make sure that toilet seat stays as cold as can be. Combine this with purples advice, and you can have the seat pre-iced for them. | |
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      No! I didn't kill bambi.  It was a hit and run.  Some kind of bright,  blue car... | |
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      CAR SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! this weekend !! oooooooh !! an the main car show  is tommorrow ,, me an my camera will be there !!YEAH !! got a few snaps tonight but the REALLY good ones will be tommorrow!!   | |
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      try a lil flex all on the seat--that should do it               | |
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      Hmmmm but then again, we still havent fixed my rather great ability to  make ppl crap once they see me. Im starting to think this may be a deterrant to a date since I may make him crap as well!!!!       | |
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      ahhhhhhhh yes the fathers day weekend car show......   | |
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      >> I still think they may be eating sandwiches in there too.
 Okay, so wait until they've been in there for a few minutes, and ask them if they want anything. Like some salt and pepper, or a glass of water... or a side of mashed potatoes... | |
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|                 hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg I really laughed out loud1!!!!!!!!!               | |
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      My preciousssssss!
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