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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh ****, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon "Pies you dickhead." Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too 'cos he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her *** Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. |
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That is too funny!
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Those were pretty funny
you are a sick sick twisted man- I have so much respect for that!!
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Those were pretty funny you are a sick sick twisted man- I have so much respect for that!!
why, thank you!! 
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Those were pretty funny you are a sick sick twisted man- I have so much respect for that!!
why, thank you!!
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Yuk~yuk ...
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how about....
Jack and Jill went up the hill Just to have some fun Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. |
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Little Miss Muffit
Sat on her tuffit Eats her curds and whey Along came a spider And sat down beside her And said..what's in the bowl b!tch? |
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Mary had a little lamb
It's stash as white as snow And everywhere that Mary went They both enjoyed a blow..
-George Carlin (R.I.P) |
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Hay you should all check out rhal dails revolting rymes.
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Little Miss Muffit Sat on her tuffit Eats her curds and whey Along came a spider And sat down beside her And said..what's in the bowl b!tch?
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Mary had a flock of sheep
She took one to bed one night to sleep The sheep turned out to be a ram And Mary had a - hell of a sore a*s |
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider That crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. |
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Edited by
uk1971
on
Mon 10/12/09 10:12 AM
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Mary Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow? UPWARDS You dumb sh it! Ding Dong Dell Puss ies in the well We put some disinfectant in 'Cos we can't stand the smell Humptey Dumptey sat on the wall Humptey Dumptey had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men had scramblked eggs for breakfast  
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Mary Mary quite contrary How does your garden grow? UPWARDS You dumb sh it!
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wtg op
Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. |
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Mary Mary quite contrary How does your garden grow? UPWARDS You dumb sh it! Ding Dong Dell Puss ies in the well We put some disinfectant in 'Cos we can't stand the smell Humptey Dumptey sat on the wall Humptey Dumptey had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men had scramblked eggs for breakfast
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Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the Money. |
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wtg op
Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.
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