Mary, Mary quite contrary,
watched her garden thrive.
The cops found seed of a rather odd weed.
Now she's doing three to five

....not to be confused with Mary's little lamb, though I hear they were seen going in and out of the house on the corner quite often

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs....

Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front
..but she didn't wear that one very often


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't a spider that crept up beside her,
It was Little Boy Blue and his horn.

hahaha...

...wish they had these poems when rocky and bullwinkle was on tv....wouldn't that have been so cool!!!