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PAPI!!!! hola chulo! you need to start weeding these suckers out!
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(you know that line only works when YOU tell it to me jesse lol
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ok night.!!  missed you 
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what's an e-mail?
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what's an e-mail? 
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sat 09/26/09 08:34 PM
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 Ba Bum....Ba Bum.... .....
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Too tired to play intelligently or to be a player
 I think being single rocks!  I love it on the safe side 
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I just recently got this one.. My ex broke my heart..she cheated. If your not like her I think we could be reallly good together..  Like she cheated for no reason and anyone could replace that. Talk about falling on your own sword. |
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I hate being asked to meet just because I respond to an email. I try to be curtious and always like having people to talk, but why is there so much pressure to meet first thing? Why can't we just be strangers that talk online instead of going on an awkward date. If there was ever such a thing a chemistry, but I don't think it exists anymore. Oh well. I just tell them I don't want to meet and then they quit talking to me.
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! hey baby, wanna be my x wife someday 
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! hey baby, wanna be my x wife someday    actually i think I used THAT on YOU mister man...it was my ermmm poetic license of the day lol besides when i called you one of the sexiest men ive come across i meant it. it was a line i was ready to tow sugadumplinsquishycakes....lol teasin a lil here and there of course
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Yum Yum
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wasn't me !
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Some Texas'isms:
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving Translation: Not overly-intelligent. Tighter than bark on a tree Translation: Not very generous. Big hat, no cattle Translation: All talk and no action. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party Translation: (self-explanatory). S/He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth Translation: Talks a lot. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs Translation: We really could use a little rain around here Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly Translation: Appearances can be deceptive. This ain't my first rodeo Translation: I've been around awhile. He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch Translation: Not the most handsome of men. They ate supper before they said grace Translation: Living in sin. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse Translation: Rather prone to boasting. You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is. |
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 Where da crazy hot monkey love?
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Where da crazy hot monkey love? 
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Where da crazy hot monkey love? 
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 It wasn`t me.
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Where da crazy hot monkey love? ... ... Meee~oooowwww ... I mean ho~ho~ho~ho~ho~ho~ho ... ... Finally, my turn ... 
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Or is it hoo~hooo~hooooo~hooooo~hoooooo~hooooooo~hoooooooo ...
Whatta monkeys say when they make wild, hott, crazy monkey love ... Better, how do ya possibly type that??? ...
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