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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! I have the ship,you have the harbor. what do you say we tie up for the night? |
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The cheating ex is nothing new, but you have to ask yourself why did she cheat on him if she did, and why did he choose someone like that in the first place? Keep watching, because he'll choose the same woman again. I hate to think this way, but I've seen it more than once.
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Being monogamous is easy
I am monogamous with at least 15 people Is this the pay day or a mass orgy? ![]() |
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Being monogamous is easy I am monogamous with at least 15 people Is this the pay day or a mass orgy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Or is it hoo~hooo~hooooo~hooooo~hoooooo~hooooooo~hoooooooo ... ![]() Whatta monkeys say when they make wild, hott, crazy monkey love ... Better, how do ya possibly type that??? ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Some Texas'isms: The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving Translation: Not overly-intelligent. Tighter than bark on a tree Translation: Not very generous. Big hat, no cattle Translation: All talk and no action. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party Translation: (self-explanatory). S/He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth Translation: Talks a lot. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs Translation: We really could use a little rain around here Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly Translation: Appearances can be deceptive. This ain't my first rodeo Translation: I've been around awhile. He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch Translation: Not the most handsome of men. They ate supper before they said grace Translation: Living in sin. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse Translation: Rather prone to boasting. You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Intelligence doesn't play well in that particular venue.... |
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i dont normally date cowboys but i HAVE learned that the following statement is usually right on the mark
cowboys are like outhouses all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of...well we all know what their full of ![]() yall have a great day now yall hear (and a good monkey sex monday tomorrow) |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Intelligence doesn't play well in that particular venue.... |
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Being monogamous is easy I am monogamous with at least 15 people Is this the pay day or a mass orgy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd say it's the line for the womens potty at the Monkey Bowl |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Intelligence doesn't play well in that particular venue.... I'm still waiting for the first batch of recruits! Seriously, though, re: "lines" -- I really don't know much about that end of it, since I get bored very quickly unless the conversation is actually going somewhere. I do know that people who claim to want someone "intelligent" (in profiles, etc.) tend to run away screaming the minute someone intelligent actually shows up....it's just one of those lines you're "supposed to say," to avoid coming across as shallow or superficial. |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Intelligence doesn't play well in that particular venue.... I'm still waiting for the first batch of recruits! Seriously, though, re: "lines" -- I really don't know much about that end of it, since I get bored very quickly unless the conversation is actually going somewhere. I do know that people who claim to want someone "intelligent" (in profiles, etc.) tend to run away screaming the minute someone intelligent actually shows up....it's just one of those lines you're "supposed to say," to avoid coming across as shallow or superficial. i spent last night watching ppl make ***** out of themselves...which kind of sucked because i was out of popcorn and it would have made a nice touch... it amazing how easily as human beings we lie to ourselves (touching a little into your ballpark there too)...especially when it comes to wanting to be loved in spite of ourselves.... and i was miffed when someone tried continuously to schmooze me over (i mean he could at least have waited for a "commercial") and dug himself into a pretty darn deep hole. sigh. it made me reminisce a tad about someone i loved very much but had to let go. sadly on of my exes was pretty smart about it...just not smart ENOUGH lol. thank the insanity of lexanity that i was. oh and the girls in goat shorts. they deserve praise too! |
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and yes i bore quickly as well if the conversation isnt a dance...if i want to dance with myself then ill just do it after i shower with my hairbrush as a microphone
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! I have the ship,you have the harbor. what do you say we tie up for the night? ![]() |
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Edited by
bohemianbugeater
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Sun 09/27/09 12:31 PM
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Being monogamous is easy I am monogamous with at least 15 people Is this the pay day or a mass orgy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd say it's the line for the womens potty at the Monkey Bowl |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Intelligence doesn't play well in that particular venue.... I'm still waiting for the first batch of recruits! Seriously, though, re: "lines" -- I really don't know much about that end of it, since I get bored very quickly unless the conversation is actually going somewhere. I do know that people who claim to want someone "intelligent" (in profiles, etc.) tend to run away screaming the minute someone intelligent actually shows up....it's just one of those lines you're "supposed to say," to avoid coming across as shallow or superficial. i spent last night watching ppl make ***** out of themselves...which kind of sucked because i was out of popcorn and it would have made a nice touch... it amazing how easily as human beings we lie to ourselves (touching a little into your ballpark there too)...especially when it comes to wanting to be loved in spite of ourselves.... and i was miffed when someone tried continuously to schmooze me over (i mean he could at least have waited for a "commercial") and dug himself into a pretty darn deep hole. sigh. it made me reminisce a tad about someone i loved very much but had to let go. sadly on of my exes was pretty smart about it...just not smart ENOUGH lol. thank the insanity of lexanity that i was. oh and the girls in goat shorts. they deserve praise too! Well, I think the whole problem with the "lines" thing is that it plays way too much into areas that are wholly dominated by cliches, platitudes, and all manner of boring blah. I don't have any interest in that stuff, doesn't matter where it's coming from. On the other hand, the "lines" mentality is very easily detected and serves as an instantaneous red flag -- "get out while the gettin' is good." It's as prevalent as the scam e-mails that always end up with something along the lines of "I think we would be really good for each other. So come and see my naughty pictures on some yahho address." Instant Delete. |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! Intelligence doesn't play well in that particular venue.... I'm still waiting for the first batch of recruits! Seriously, though, re: "lines" -- I really don't know much about that end of it, since I get bored very quickly unless the conversation is actually going somewhere. I do know that people who claim to want someone "intelligent" (in profiles, etc.) tend to run away screaming the minute someone intelligent actually shows up....it's just one of those lines you're "supposed to say," to avoid coming across as shallow or superficial. i spent last night watching ppl make ***** out of themselves...which kind of sucked because i was out of popcorn and it would have made a nice touch... it amazing how easily as human beings we lie to ourselves (touching a little into your ballpark there too)...especially when it comes to wanting to be loved in spite of ourselves.... and i was miffed when someone tried continuously to schmooze me over (i mean he could at least have waited for a "commercial") and dug himself into a pretty darn deep hole. sigh. it made me reminisce a tad about someone i loved very much but had to let go. sadly on of my exes was pretty smart about it...just not smart ENOUGH lol. thank the insanity of lexanity that i was. oh and the girls in goat shorts. they deserve praise too! Well, I think the whole problem with the "lines" thing is that it plays way too much into areas that are wholly dominated by cliches, platitudes, and all manner of boring blah. I don't have any interest in that stuff, doesn't matter where it's coming from. On the other hand, the "lines" mentality is very easily detected and serves as an instantaneous red flag -- "get out while the gettin' is good." It's as prevalent as the scam e-mails that always end up with something along the lines of "I think we would be really good for each other. So come and see my naughty pictures on some yahho address." Instant Delete. |
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im tired of hearing the same lines im watching you spout to every other woman...cmon fellas step up your game or at least play a little more intelligently! hey babay..your hot ![]() |
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