Topic: You know you've been single too long when | |
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The weekend comes and you start missing the phone calls from the bill collectors!..lmao
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Hi, Lady. How are you doing today? |
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I have been single for sooooooooooo long
But the bill collectors are still ringing just the same They are mostly women May be I should start asking them for a date |
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You name your vibrator BIG RED!!
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Hi, Lady. How are you doing today? Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? |
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I have been single for sooooooooooo long But the bill collectors are still ringing just the same They are mostly women May be I should start asking them for a date lol...That might get them off your back about the bills..lol |
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When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start...
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The weekend comes and you start missing the phone calls from the bill collectors!..lmao |
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......Or when you're just plain sick of your vibrator.
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......Or when you're just plain sick of your vibrator. |
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you enjoy your own company over anyone else's
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Haha I thought that was very funny. Hope everyone has a great weekend! =)
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When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start... |
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Hi, Lady. How are you doing today? Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? I had a rough day but life is still okay. |
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......Or when you're just plain sick of your vibrator. Now that is when you are reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally bored |
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What was the question again?
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Hi, Lady. How are you doing today? Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? I had a rough day but life is still okay. I'm sorry you had a bad day Winxy..I hope your tomorrow will be better! |
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When the telemarketers call and you answer their questions
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When you start gettting even more interested in sports, and having more baseball, football, and poker parties.
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Hi, Lady. How are you doing today? Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? I had a rough day but life is still okay. I'm sorry you had a bad day Winxy..I hope your tomorrow will be better! Thanks, Lady. |
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