| Topic: You know you've been single too long when | |
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      The weekend comes and you start missing the phone calls from the bill collectors!..lmao
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|   Hi, Lady. How are you doing today?   | |
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      I have been single for sooooooooooo long 
 But the bill collectors are still ringing just the same They are mostly women May be I should start asking them for a date | |
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      You name your vibrator BIG RED!!
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|   Hi, Lady. How are you doing today?   Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? | |
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| I have been single for sooooooooooo long But the bill collectors are still ringing just the same They are mostly women May be I should start asking them for a date lol...That might get them off your back about the bills..lol | |
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      When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start...
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| The weekend comes and you start missing the phone calls from the bill collectors!..lmao | |
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      ......Or when you're just plain sick of your vibrator.
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| ......Or when you're just plain sick of your vibrator. | |
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      you enjoy your own company over anyone else's     | |
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      Haha I thought that was very funny. Hope everyone has a great weekend! =)
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| When you have to have upgrade your vibrator to one that ya have to kick start...   | |
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|   Hi, Lady. How are you doing today?   Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? I had a rough day but life is still okay.   | |
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| ......Or when you're just plain sick of your vibrator. Now that is when you are reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally bored       | |
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      What was the question again?   | |
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|   Hi, Lady. How are you doing today?   Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? I had a rough day but life is still okay.   I'm sorry you had a bad day Winxy..I hope your tomorrow will be better! | |
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      When the telemarketers call and you answer their questions   | |
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      When you start gettting even more interested in sports, and having more baseball, football, and poker parties.     | |
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|   Hi, Lady. How are you doing today?   Hey Winxy hon..I'm bored out of my skull..how are you sweetie? I had a rough day but life is still okay.   I'm sorry you had a bad day Winxy..I hope your tomorrow will be better! Thanks, Lady.     | |
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