Topic: Ladies: A "Burning" Question......
Jess642's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:20 PM
Aloe vera to soothe the itch.... a good salt based body scrub...and a good moisturiser...

the body scrub is to make sure as the hair regrows it isn't ingrown...salt, a natural antiseptic...usually infused with essential oils...white ginger, lemon, or lavender is good..

Moisturiser...to soften the skin around the hair follicles...


I am SOOOOOO empathising with you at the moment...blushing

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jonrikter's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:21 PM
well, as far as shaving goes i suggest not trying to fix the situation with opiates, it could make the situation better for a bit, but opiates never have a happy ending. stay away from opiates and women who want to shave your junk. junk shaving is something a guy should do late at night after he has decided to go out and get some opiates, since shaving junk always takes longer than expected the need to get opiates might pass before the project is done. stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:23 PM
Let us know what worked for you.

krupa's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:26 PM
Kind of terrified of body scrub Jess....it feels like my stuff is on fire!!!!! Oh man!

Well, I just figured out the the Aloe/coconut/lime bodysplash with papya extract apparently also has 20% alcohol.....holy mother of God does it burn!

krupa's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:28 PM

well, as far as shaving goes i suggest not trying to fix the situation with opiates, it could make the situation better for a bit, but opiates never have a happy ending. stay away from opiates and women who want to shave your junk. junk shaving is something a guy should do late at night after he has decided to go out and get some opiates, since shaving junk always takes longer than expected the need to get opiates might pass before the project is done. stay away from opiates.


Now THAT is a line of thinking I can follow!

scorpio90's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:28 PM

Kind of terrified of body scrub Jess....it feels like my stuff is on fire!!!!! Oh man!

Well, I just figured out the the Aloe/coconut/lime bodysplash with papya extract apparently also has 20% alcohol.....holy mother of God does it burn!
Only other recommendation I have is Solarcaine liguid (not the spray).:tongue:

Jess642's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:30 PM

Kind of terrified of body scrub Jess....it feels like my stuff is on fire!!!!! Oh man!

Well, I just figured out the the Aloe/coconut/lime bodysplash with papya extract apparently also has 20% alcohol.....holy mother of God does it burn!



Hahahah!!!!!!!!!! Can you get PawPaw ointment there? it is usually in a little red plastic pot....


and the aloe has to be straight from the plant...the gel inside the leaves...ya goose!


The salt body scrub...is soft, as it's loaded with oils...and I promise it doesn't burn...(I should know, I am in the same 'place' where you are at)...

I am not going to suggest something I am NOT prepared, or am NOT using myself...this is serious stuff!!!:wink: blushing

crzylady55's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:30 PM
Just wait until it starts to grow back, and the itching starts.

krupa's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:32 PM
Oh God! I think I have found the answer....

Got a creamy creations orange sherbet and cream popsicle stuffed into the armpit that I just spritzed with the hell spray and it is bliss.....my dog is looking at me like "are you gonna finish that?"

Jess642's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:41 PM

Oh God! I think I have found the answer....

Got a creamy creations orange sherbet and cream popsicle stuffed into the armpit that I just spritzed with the hell spray and it is bliss.....my dog is looking at me like "are you gonna finish that?"


If you were here now, I would have to punch you in the arm, laugh at you, and call you a d i ckhead!!!:wink: laugh laugh laugh

20091014's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:43 PM

Oh God! I think I have found the answer....

Got a creamy creations orange sherbet and cream popsicle stuffed into the armpit that I just spritzed with the hell spray and it is bliss.....my dog is looking at me like "are you gonna finish that?"

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl hypothetically!


krupa's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:49 PM
Oh mama! Good God! I am kind of kicking myself for eating two of them....there are only 6 in a box.....

But, it ain't gonna help at work tommorrow...I gotta get some Aloe....

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Tue 09/15/09 05:50 PM
Well you could always use burn cream....the real stuff...silvadene.

We use a horse ointment here for all kinds of stuff...it's called Corona (not the beer). It's got lanolin in it and antiseptic and it takes the itch right out of poison ivy and bug bites. It is thick like baby cream (for diaper rash) and it's some good schtuff! For that matter, diaper cream would work too.

krupa's photo
Tue 09/15/09 05:58 PM
Thanks girls...I am about to run to the store before this popsicle melts completely....(no, I ain't going into dollar general with a friggen popsicle melting in my arm pit...you freaks!)

I know for sure I ain't falling for the "Baby oil" thing.....last time I went through this (10 years ago) the chick rubbed me down with baby oil and I broke out for 6 months solid....it was halloween...don't judge me.

Lilypetal's photo
Tue 09/15/09 06:06 PM
Oh we are judging!!! laugh laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 06:08 PM

Oh we are judging!!! laugh laugh


I'm just glad someone else said it......laugh

artman48's photo
Tue 09/15/09 06:14 PM
How cume sex play was never like that when i was young??? Even with your suffering--sounds like a fun evening I would think!!smokin

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/15/09 06:25 PM
All I can say is that is between laughing my azz off:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: is make sure next time when they shave you do not use shaving cream use conditioner any kind will do it not only softens the skin but protects it as well......

Ohhh and if you look where they shaving products are they do have a certain kind of stuff for stubble burns that I heard works great.... main thing is do not use lotion now that has perfume in it for it will burn like heck,,, get stuff for sensitive skin with no perfumes in it....


But I do know the burning effect and not under the arms and well it is not good the first time you shave lmaoslaphead :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

TxsSun's photo
Tue 09/15/09 06:29 PM
rofl rofl rofl


The things you get yourself into slaphead


rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 09/15/09 06:30 PM

So, the weekend is over...sobriety has set in and now the aftermath rears it's ugly head.

I turn to the ladies of the gang for useful answers here.

Suppose, "hypothetically" that a certain dude got conned into letting a chick shave him from the top lip to the first toe knuckle.

Yes it was fun, kinky, erotic and..frankly terrifying.

That being said....

What the hell do you rub on razor burn?..... cause my armpits are driving me out of my mind!

Yeah, I figured it would be "other" areas that would be messing with me but, I swear, this is driving me up the damned walls and it is even tougher knowing that I gotta pretend like all is normal around the guys at work.

For the love of God! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!

hypothetically.....


Buttah? laugh