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Sun 09/20/09 05:06 PM
don't do opiates.

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Fri 09/18/09 07:51 PM
hey folks! i'm new here as well, lol! I like to go fishing and printing just about ANYTHING! Anyway, i just want to make sure everyone on here is staying away from the opiates because it's not as cool as it sounds, you gotta stay away from that because it's all spicey. Speaking of dating though, just don't do the opiates. ANY OPIATE FREE LADIES FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A MESSAGE! ALRIGHT!

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Fri 09/18/09 04:46 PM
That's awesome, hopefully that bugle doesn't blow too early, lol. But seriously, nothing wrong with blowing on the bugle every now and then but nobody should be blowing the bugle as much as they as doing opiates, assuming that they are blowing the bugle every morning. so i'd rather the bugle get blown every morning than somebody doing opiates every morning, know what i mean. alright man! i'm just saying, stay off the opiates.

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Wed 09/16/09 07:12 PM
Anton,

I totally hear ya there man, but as you're stepping back from the herb, make sure opiates are not behind you because i think the most important thing to note here is, make sure you stay away from opiates. so really, it's my opinion that if you had herb in front of you and opiates behind you it would probably not be a good idea to stay back from the herb because that would be one step closer to opiates, i would rather somebody side steps, know what i mean. stay away from opiates.

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Wed 09/16/09 04:20 PM
something else to think about: rearrange the letters in green chili and what do you have? "Her Lice Gin" - that's spooky. You may try to argue these results, but whatever your thoughts are on "Her Lice Gin," I do recommend all of you stay away from the opiates.

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Wed 09/16/09 04:07 PM
ALRIGHT! A WOMAN! HELLO THERE!

Speaking of green and red chilis:

I just saw this on yahoo.com, The Bandit has entered rehab, apparently he didn't take my advice. While I do think Smokey and the Bandit is the best VHS movie ever made I do not think it's a good idea to take opiates. Remember, even though The Bandit and The Snow Man broke the law by moving beer across state lines, that is no excuse to abuse opiates. stay off the opiates.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090916/ap_on_en_mo/us_people_burt_reynolds_rehab



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Tue 09/15/09 05:37 PM
hey man, i know some people like to take some opiates before they go swimming and seriously, bad idea, don't do it. no matter what she says, just say no to her opiates pills and yes to a happy opiate-free swim day.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:35 PM
stay away from opiates dude. seriously. i have a dental appointment in the morning, STILL! stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:25 PM
good, i'm just saying, i see that nasa logo in the background and between the two of us, we know what goes on at nasa and sometimes purchasing rocket fuel requires a walk through the opiate aisle if you know what i mean. seriously though, i praise you for your chili worship. where are all the woman? this is slowly turning into a opiate chili dude fest. where are all the women at?

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Tue 09/15/09 05:21 PM
well, as far as shaving goes i suggest not trying to fix the situation with opiates, it could make the situation better for a bit, but opiates never have a happy ending. stay away from opiates and women who want to shave your junk. junk shaving is something a guy should do late at night after he has decided to go out and get some opiates, since shaving junk always takes longer than expected the need to get opiates might pass before the project is done. stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:17 PM
the best advice i have for any newbie in here is this: all the money you've been saving up, don't even think about spending it on opiates, get yourself something nice like a bath towel or a new laser printer, but not opiates, stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:13 PM
and galendgirl i forgot to mention to thing to you: 1.) thanks for checking out the functionality of my account and 2.) stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:12 PM
thanks. i guess we can agree on one thing, green chilis are better for you than opiates. seriously man, keep buying the chilis and stay away from the opiate aisle

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Tue 09/15/09 05:10 PM
i know a couple of guys that went up to farming today, the good news is that these guys are totally opiate free, they are entirely to smart to get into that stuff, and i bet you are too, if you live in farmington i have a message for you: stay off the opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:08 PM
that dude up there really likes new mexico, it reminds me of the way my friend used to speak of opiates when he was addicted to opiates, it's not a pretty sight. stay away from opiates because new mexico is too awesome to be all strung out on opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:07 PM
i can totally relate, but let me tell ya, regardless of what you might hear, opiates do not decrease the drama, rather they increase it. don't do opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:06 PM
totally, a miracle like trying to get off of the opiates, seriously, stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:05 PM
that sounds awesome, but don't even THINK about buying opiates over there. there aren't any success stories with opiates, oh sure, kurt cobain, but other than that, no success stories. stay away from the opiate flower. my gift from me to you is this: stay away from opiates and never buy Dreyer Loaded Chocolate Chip Mint Brownie ice cream, that stuff will mess you up, almost as bad as opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 05:01 PM
yeah, i'll head that way, under 1 condition. i don't mess with opiates and i suggest you don't mess with them either. you seem like a nice person and all, but if you are into opiates that will be a deal breaker.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:59 PM
hey! that's a nice looking cat, you must be rich. the best advice i have for both of you is to make sure you stay away from opiates.

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