Topic: Ladies: A "Burning" Question...... | |
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So, the weekend is over...sobriety has set in and now the aftermath rears it's ugly head.
I turn to the ladies of the gang for useful answers here. Suppose, "hypothetically" that a certain dude got conned into letting a chick shave him from the top lip to the first toe knuckle. Yes it was fun, kinky, erotic and..frankly terrifying. That being said.... What the hell do you rub on razor burn?..... cause my armpits are driving me out of my mind! Yeah, I figured it would be "other" areas that would be messing with me but, I swear, this is driving me up the damned walls and it is even tougher knowing that I gotta pretend like all is normal around the guys at work. For the love of God! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! hypothetically..... |
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Don't get conned into letting a chick shave him from the top lip to the first toe knuckle? Actually sounds kind of stupid to do in the first place, but that could just be me...
Aside from that, cool water I would guess to work well...or lotion. |
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Bacon grease? At least your dogs will enjoy it...
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rubbing alcohol
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Trust me Fear....it's just you.
Que....you're heartless! At the house I can slap on ice packs....at work, I am screwed. |
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rubbing alcohol You are just plain evil!...Did we date? |
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Edited by
scorpio90
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Tue 09/15/09 05:04 PM
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So, the weekend is over...sobriety has set in and now the aftermath rears it's ugly head. I turn to the ladies of the gang for useful answers here. Suppose, "hypothetically" that a certain dude got conned into letting a chick shave him from the top lip to the first toe knuckle. Yes it was fun, kinky, erotic and..frankly terrifying. That being said.... What the hell do you rub on razor burn?..... cause my armpits are driving me out of my mind! Yeah, I figured it would be "other" areas that would be messing with me but, I swear, this is driving me up the damned walls and it is even tougher knowing that I gotta pretend like all is normal around the guys at work. For the love of God! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! hypothetically..... |
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Thanks Scorpio....
Go figure...a guy would know the answer while the ladies kick back and just smile at the misery. |
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Lotion - to moisturize.
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hypothetically speaking
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Thanks Scorpio.... Go figure...a guy would know the answer while the ladies kick back and just smile at the misery. |
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Aloe Vera. It cures almost everything, hypothetically speaking. That, or just keep shaving.
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So, the weekend is over...sobriety has set in and now the aftermath rears it's ugly head. I turn to the ladies of the gang for useful answers here. Suppose, "hypothetically" that a certain dude got conned into letting a chick shave him from the top lip to the first toe knuckle. Yes it was fun, kinky, erotic and..frankly terrifying. That being said.... What the hell do you rub on razor burn?..... cause my armpits are driving me out of my mind! Yeah, I figured it would be "other" areas that would be messing with me but, I swear, this is driving me up the damned walls and it is even tougher knowing that I gotta pretend like all is normal around the guys at work. For the love of God! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! hypothetically..... a weekend to remember --!! you go man! p.s. no, I have nothing of value to contribute about your current quandary!... |
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Making my shopping list now...
Gold Bond Aloe Vera lotion Bacon drippings NO Nair.....(Scorpio....I am just guessing that you speak from experience bro)...I got the danged heebie jeebies just now. |
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Go to the florist and get youself a aloe vera plant and just cut pieces off.Its the best for any kind of burns.It all natural and the best.
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Trust me Fear....it's just you. Que....you're heartless! At the house I can slap on ice packs....at work, I am screwed. Guess logic passes up most people... |
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Thanks Scorpio.... Go figure...a guy would know the answer while the ladies kick back and just smile at the misery. Ugh, that stuff sucks anyway. Its a total waste of money! |
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Trust me Fear....it's just you. Que....you're heartless! At the house I can slap on ice packs....at work, I am screwed. Guess logic passes up most people... I hate to point out the obvious Fear.... When drunken hornyness has set in...logic is no where to be found. |
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I bet she's laughing her a$$ off right now!!
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Trust me Fear....it's just you. Que....you're heartless! At the house I can slap on ice packs....at work, I am screwed. Guess logic passes up most people... I hate to point out the obvious Fear.... When drunken hornyness has set in...logic is no where to be found. Suppose it helps that I don't drink all that much. |
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