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Topic: Just don't do it?
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Thu 08/13/09 11:22 AM






They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker

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Thu 08/13/09 11:26 AM







They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....


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Thu 08/13/09 11:27 AM








They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead

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Thu 08/13/09 11:34 AM









They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead


I do think the ability to turn people into pillars of salt would be very useful....you never know when you'll need salt....


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Thu 08/13/09 11:36 AM










They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead


I do think the ability to turn people into pillars of salt would be very useful....you never know when you'll need salt....





true, true. i have a list of people who would greatly benefit from becoming pillars of salt. and then we could ship the salt to Fear to use for seasoning his dinner guests. see, it's a win-win!

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Thu 08/13/09 11:48 AM











They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead


I do think the ability to turn people into pillars of salt would be very useful....you never know when you'll need salt....





true, true. i have a list of people who would greatly benefit from becoming pillars of salt. and then we could ship the salt to Fear to use for seasoning his dinner guests. see, it's a win-win!


This could be the best religion ever. The key question: "Will you do my laundry?" If yes, you're saved and move to the next level. If no, Fear gets to eat you. It's tough but fair.

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Thu 08/13/09 01:25 PM












They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead


I do think the ability to turn people into pillars of salt would be very useful....you never know when you'll need salt....





true, true. i have a list of people who would greatly benefit from becoming pillars of salt. and then we could ship the salt to Fear to use for seasoning his dinner guests. see, it's a win-win!


This could be the best religion ever. The key question: "Will you do my laundry?" If yes, you're saved and move to the next level. If no, Fear gets to eat you. It's tough but fair.



LOL, well, I do like doing laundry and I wouldn't mind Fear giving me a little nibble, so it still works out either way.:wink:

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Thu 08/13/09 01:27 PM













They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead


I do think the ability to turn people into pillars of salt would be very useful....you never know when you'll need salt....





true, true. i have a list of people who would greatly benefit from becoming pillars of salt. and then we could ship the salt to Fear to use for seasoning his dinner guests. see, it's a win-win!


This could be the best religion ever. The key question: "Will you do my laundry?" If yes, you're saved and move to the next level. If no, Fear gets to eat you. It's tough but fair.



LOL, well, I do like doing laundry and I wouldn't mind Fear giving me a little nibble, so it still works out either way.:wink:


Plus I could make sure that people write better profiles....

That would be one of the Commandments.

Hey, my profile is about as long as the Bible anyway, maybe we'll just use that.


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Thu 08/13/09 01:28 PM














They told you 20%? I was told one in ten, either way the math is flawed I think. Two out of ten? Considering in this thread alone there is what? Five? On top of the number of every person I've talked to can't be matched through them. From different faiths as well, most agnostic/atheist though.


Yeah, after I completed the thing, they sent me the results. This was back in 2006, so I don't remember the exact language, but they definitely said 20% of all those who participated were unmatchable.

They clearly have no use for agnostic/atheist types, which I'm sure is why I was relegated to the scrap heap....




Maybe we should make up our own God.shades


Works for me. I'm sure we can come up with something more interesting than all those blah gods they're using now....!!




I was thinking we should put you up there, but I don't know if you are narcissistic enough for the position.


I am, but I can think of some more deserving candidates....!




I nominate Lex as God!!!!drinker


That ought to help with the book sales, anyway....




LOL, yep, now all we need to do is set you up with a photoshoot wearing a long white beard and nightgown, brandishing a wooden staff. Oh wait, that's Moses....slaphead


I do think the ability to turn people into pillars of salt would be very useful....you never know when you'll need salt....





true, true. i have a list of people who would greatly benefit from becoming pillars of salt. and then we could ship the salt to Fear to use for seasoning his dinner guests. see, it's a win-win!


This could be the best religion ever. The key question: "Will you do my laundry?" If yes, you're saved and move to the next level. If no, Fear gets to eat you. It's tough but fair.



LOL, well, I do like doing laundry and I wouldn't mind Fear giving me a little nibble, so it still works out either way.:wink:


Plus I could make sure that people write better profiles....

That would be one of the Commandments.

Hey, my profile is about as long as the Bible anyway, maybe we'll just use that.




laugh drinker I erased all of mine, no one was reading it anyway.

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Thu 08/13/09 01:30 PM
I have an idea...

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Thu 08/13/09 01:39 PM

I have an idea...


Meanie!!!! Who says that and leaves??? Come backkkkkkk!sad

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Thu 08/13/09 01:40 PM


I have an idea...


Meanie!!!! Who says that and leaves??? Come backkkkkkk!sad


I created a new religion.shades

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/239951

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Thu 08/13/09 01:41 PM



I have an idea...


Meanie!!!! Who says that and leaves??? Come backkkkkkk!sad


I created a new religion.shades

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/239951


i just posted there. woot!:tongue:

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