Topic: Would you date YOU? | |
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o m g im a nice guy
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Wed 07/29/09 11:35 AM
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Please...I haven't had a man cross my doorstep willingly in five years.
Keep in mind that she's not mentioning the ones that were rolled up in a carpet and DRAGGED across the doorstep. |
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Would I date me???
Probably not. I'm not as weird as I am. |
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Edited by
misswright
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Wed 07/29/09 12:12 PM
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Please...I haven't had a man cross my doorstep willingly in five years.
Keep in mind that she's not mentioning the ones that were rolled up in a carpet and DRAGGED across the doorstep. What? I let 'em all go after I pluck a hair. I just needed a teensy bit of DNA for my perfect man experiment in the secret underground lab. I know, how rude of me. Poor guys wake up, can't remember what happened other than the creepy old chick at the bar buying 'em a beer. They get all upset, going "Damn, I feel like I HAVEN'T been used!" |
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Wed 07/29/09 12:05 PM
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I wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, unless I was paying me a lot of money...but then I would probably end up cheating on me with myself and the relationship would backfire, then I would end up in Divorce Court as a defendent looking at myself across the courtroom. I could really lose my mind if I were to date myself, I'm just fine talking to myself and working on me and I's friendship.
Who knows, maybe after I and I have been friends for awhile me and I can get a good relationship going...I still figure I would just use me for sex though. |
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Yes I would date myself I think I look good. Find myself interesting. What an awesome suggestion!!!!!
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I wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, unless I was paying me a lot of money...but then I would probably end up cheating on me with myself and the relationship would backfire, then I would end up in Divorce Court as a defendent looking at myself across the courtroom. I could really lose my mind if I were to date myself, I'm just fine talking to myself and working on me and I's friendship. Who knows, maybe after I and I have been friends for awhile me and I can get a good relationship going...I still figure I would just use me for sex though. You're better off I think... <I cry because the laughter is too much |
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Not only would I date myself, I would have sex with myself regularly! hehe :);)
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yes and I would tell myself how wonderful I am, build that self esteem up.
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I wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, unless I was paying me a lot of money...but then I would probably end up cheating on me with myself and the relationship would backfire, then I would end up in Divorce Court as a defendent looking at myself across the courtroom. I could really lose my mind if I were to date myself, I'm just fine talking to myself and working on me and I's friendship. Who knows, maybe after I and I have been friends for awhile me and I can get a good relationship going...I still figure I would just use me for sex though. You're better off I think... <I cry because the laughter is too much |
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No, I dont date men. neither do i |
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