One of my ex's I did meet at church, just because two people are Christians doesnt mean they are compatable

One of my ex's I did meet at church, just because two people are Christians doesnt mean they are compatable

Can't you meet a nice Christian guy in church?

You don't have to get naked to feel dirty. I can name exactly 17 ways of becoming dirty without imagining naked choir boys.

1. Take a hot bath with scents, put on a white silken nightgown, and go out n play contact rugby on a muddy field.

2. Take your daughter to her first communion, get a professional photographer to take picutres, her hands clasped in a prayer-type position, and throw eggs in the air and stand under them when they fall.

3. Invite the minister and his wife over, serve tea and buscuits, and ask the reverend if the notion of free will is more important a tenet of Christianity than the credo of accepting the Holy Trinity as One God, and what was the last time the he and his missus had a roll in the manure heap behind the barn. (** This is to be understood without any sexual connotations. The roll should only be a frolicing in the spirit of good, clean fun. Get your mind out of the gutter.)

4. Go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes and sprinkle Holy Water on your neighbour's aunt whom you took there to get her arthritis cured; and then engage in a mud-slinging cultural exchange with some atheists.

5. Excite your otherwise skeptical mother into a state of religious ecstasy, pray with her for the soul of all your ancestors going back to however long your family goes back (mine goes to Adam and Eve, but I appreciate some people's only go for a few generations) and dig out the old oil tank from the back yard with your bare hands.

6. Volunteer to be a Sunday school teacher and demonstrate to the toddlers how to soak your blouse through and through with drool and mucuous. (** This is to be understood without any sexual connotations. Get your mind out of the gutter.)

Etc.

"Those are great ideas, I don't have any daughters... "

D'ya want some? Haha.

For instance, take my daugter. Please!

(I'd never give her up, even for a million gold pieces. I would rather sell my soul for forty silver pieces than abandon my loved ones.)

Help needed:

Did I step over the limits of socially acceptable fun and tolerated satirical comments? I have a good sense of judgement, but not in social issues. I don't know what people's tolerance is, generally. I know people are different, but there is a set of standards that apply to everyone.

I am not only a non-standard person, but inherently, due to an autism-type disorder, I cannot and am not able to recognise the standards and limits that come to other people automatically and without effort. I need to learn these standards, and can, too, but I need guidance.

Please help me by telling me if my above two posts were way too out of the normal range and whether they were arrogant, obnixios or even if you think they were just way too silly.

Thanks. This post is not BS, every word in it is true and faithfully corresponds to my reality and my state of being.

I truly need your help. Call it your charitable action for the day, and respond with your judgement and thoughts.

(It's okay to make judgements. It is not the same as being judgmental -- judging that is done with weighing the facts and reasons, is good judging; judgmental thinking uses pre-conceived notions about identifiable subsets of the human race and it is therefore bad judging, because it has nothing to do with true justice and fairness.)

I raised three boys, I'm done.

No, what it means is, just because someone is not compatible does not mean that are BAD as you put it, just because a relationship doesn't work out, does not mean the other party was bad or mean or evil, it just means, they weren't the one.

Christians arent perfect people and never claim to be, if they do, then they had better question whether they really are.
Christians are people just like anyone else, they make mistakes and do things wrong, the difference is, we recognized our sin and try to learn off it and correct ourselves instead of repeating it over and over.

Please don't turn this into a christian bashing thread.

Well..I'm not gonna bother to go there since this is the wrong forum section for it.

(((Sweetsimplesassy)))

How ya doing my dear friend?

"who is funny, sweet, caring and faithful and has a love for animals and family life."

Well, there is the crux of your problem right there, young lady.

Guys who love family life are either boring as hell and not funny, and that's why they figure being married and raising a family is such a hoot and more fun than a barrel of monkey. The other type of guy who perhaps is funny, he will not be sweet, as his goal with establishing a family is to have a close-knit group who cannot escape his brutal abuse of them.

A guy who is funny, sweet, caring, yet likes a family life, will never stay faithful. That type of guy uses his marriage as a springboard to have affairs with a never-ending stream of married women, one after another. The fact he has a family will make the other men's wives think he's caring; he is free of STD; and that he won't talk. Well, two out of three ain't bad.

Really, Sweety, Sassy, Simple, there simply isn't one swset chance you (or anyone else, no matter who they are) of catching a guy like you want with the attributes you attribute to him. He, simply, does not exist.

I would like to suggest, that in order to keep yourself from a big heart-ache or two, and to help you eventually lose your God-given innocence, that you somehow alter the criteria you look for in a possible mate.

Try fifty-ish, balding men with pot-bellies; or young men who go out drinking every Friday with their buddies from high school and come home drunk and want to make love to you but can't and are scaring the bejeesus out of your children during the proceedings.

ok ma i don't really know about all that. However if you care for a real conversation and an open discusssion that is fair minded and balanced then I would love to continue this conversation at some later point in time.

sounds good...go for it, in another chat.....

LOL,
If you didn't want to go there, then BACKSPACE would have taken care of that. I wasn't getting defensive, just taking my side on the debate. Sorry if you took it wrong, I guess it does look kind of harsh, it wasn't intended.
Guess i could have left out the bashing part.