1. they have a vaginal opening.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. oh and breasts.

that's awful!

nice mouths for sucking

and the punch line is????

hah afantastic robert

you forgot 2

2. they have a mouth.

hmm... :( bad joke

Oh I'm just playin XD

we'd be able to tell they have ears if they ever shut up!!!!

no not funny

You forgot the most important one. It never pays to make them mad.

yep we know nothing..

you forgot another one

5. We love them.

nope we no nothing..

I know every thing.

Words Women Use

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right,
and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five
Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in
fine (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement
often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying #^%@&$*~# YOU?!!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong"
for the woman's response refer to #3).

Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if
they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to
give
them a good laugh, cause they know its true .

LOL to the ladies I dont agree with way things started but laughter and
time heals wounds etc

nice...