Ok. Now let's adjust my profile seeking adjustment to 50 mile radius of my area and see what I get for choices. Hmmmmmmm. Fat girl with her brothers big feet. Zip. Pass. Fat girl with her brothers big feet. Zip. Pass. Fat girl with her brothers big feet. Zip pass. Fat girl with her brothers big feet. Zip. Pass. Oh here we go. 26 year old college student expanding her horizons. Which really means she's flunked out because she smoked too much pot, partied too much, and never studied, and now has a promising career on the side at burger king. My kind of woman. Zip. Pass.

...yeah, that gets old too. They are so bitter about their ex you'd swear they were still with them by all their whining and complaining in their profiles! I've said it before and I will say it again- "Some people don't belong on a dating site. They belong in therapy".

Verbally compares all men to their past bad relationships. Zip. Pass.

I find the humor of the world in dating site profiles. I've never laughed so hard in my life at the lack of intellegence of others in print.

you're exactly right that one. it's fine to point out a few things you don't like but phrase in a civil way people. it's really no mystery why some people are single.

longhairbiker
you de man

There's a BIG difference between my sarcasm and my being honest on this question of turnoffs in profiles.

I have small feet and my brother's a$$...does that count?

And its absolutely refreshing when you find a profile that's perfect. Someone who is educated, cultured, tasteful, discrete, wise, classy, kind, and honest. But then you get nervous and distrustful because you've read so many bad ones you figure- there's just got to be something wrong here. She's got to have a wiener under her skirt, or she's a bipolar scizophrenic axe murderer, or something. Just too good to be true. Then you find the truth. Its an old profile and she got married to a doctor 3 weeks ago. Oh well. Zip. (sniffle) pass.

I just love when you get messaged by a guy telling you how perfect you are then you look at his profile and it's a list of requirements you don't meet. I am NOT over 6 ft., blonde haired, blue eyed and 24! WHY did you message me again?!

...I have everything proportioned nicely. And a cute little round butt. But I don't put that on my profile. You ladies would think I'm a vanity driven nut.

aww, hands you a tissue

And another thing....quit volunteering so much information on a profile. Just stick to the facts. I really don't care how many tattooes and piercings you have, or where they are, or your intentions to get more, or where you intend to get them done at. And anime is freaking boring! Its a caricature art. If you see more into it than what it is, you need medication!

Text speak.

Don't get me started on EMOs boys and girls. Dumbest thing I ever seen.

Any guy that gets a bowl haircut, wears pink shirts and bracelets, and cries at the drop of a hat over everything from a flat tire, a broken black painted fingernail to a popstars drug induced death deserves a darwin award. Freaking retarded emos want to go backwards on the food chain. I say let's help them. Save the polar bears. Feed them EMOs.

because we guys are searching for the holy grail but many of us will settle for a dixie cup.