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Emos are the dumbest people on the planet. I'm serious. Ask any one of those little turds if they know who emo phillips the comedian is and they will say "No". And I reply "You don't know who emo phillips the comedian god you model your little twit crybaby butt after is"? They just stand there like a deer in the headlights looking lost. Feed em to the polar bears. Idiots.
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I just love when you get messaged by a guy telling you how perfect you are then you look at his profile and it's a list of requirements you don't meet.  I am NOT over 6 ft., blonde haired, blue eyed and 24! WHY did you message me again?!
because we guys are searching for the holy grail but many of us will settle for a dixie cup. 
Feel free to keep searching for your barbarian linebacker but don't bother me in the process! Huh, dixie cup.....since when are D's single sip? 
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every once in awhile, a profile will flood, and the sewer backs up, and you have to dodge the turds aimlessly bobbing and floating around in the profile as the little waves and eddies swirl and toss them about.
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Knights in shining armor for sale at walmart. Always low prices. Always. Walmart. Shop smart. Shop walmart.
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I just love when you get messaged by a guy telling you how perfect you are then you look at his profile and it's a list of requirements you don't meet. I am NOT over 6 ft., blonde haired, blue eyed and 24! WHY did you message me again?!
because we guys are searching for the holy grail but many of us will settle for a dixie cup.
Feel free to keep searching for your barbarian linebacker but don't bother me in the process! Huh, dixie cup.....since when are D's single sip?
i knew there'd be backlash. ha. you're his dixie cup. i'm somebody's. hopefully we'll both end up at least a frosty beer mug for somrbody. 
and ayway, dixie starts with d and it would be cool to see a pair of Ds wearing just a pair of dixie cups...or maybe water cooler cones 
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Welcome to walmart! Knights in shining armor in aisle 3. Right next to the barbies.
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Emos are the dumbest people on the planet. I'm serious. Ask any one of those little turds if they know who emo phillips the comedian is and they will say "No". And I reply "You don't know who emo phillips the comedian god you model your little twit crybaby butt after is"? They just stand there like a deer in the headlights looking lost. Feed em to the polar bears. Idiots. O wow, I always thought it meant emo as in short for "emotional punk rock". Thats what I was told. HMMM... I dunno, those kids whining over how they cant laid is something ill never relate to. |
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You have to go through a lot of profile poo to find that diamond you passed.
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Tue 07/07/09 11:27 PM
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dammmit
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i've got emo grass that cuts itself.
long live goth
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I just love when you get messaged by a guy telling you how perfect you are then you look at his profile and it's a list of requirements you don't meet. I am NOT over 6 ft., blonde haired, blue eyed and 24! WHY did you message me again?!
because we guys are searching for the holy grail but many of us will settle for a dixie cup.
Feel free to keep searching for your barbarian linebacker but don't bother me in the process! Huh, dixie cup.....since when are D's single sip?
i knew there'd be backlash. ha. you're his dixie cup. i'm somebody's. hopefully we'll both end up at least a frosty beer mug for somrbody.
and ayway, dixie starts with d and it would be cool to see a pair of Ds wearing just a pair of dixie cups...or maybe water cooler cones
Yeah, I'm not on my game tonight, must be tired....Well, I'll drink to that! You can't afford my pasties and platforms though, ha ha. 
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Vixahna, i just looked at your profile. you know why he messaged you. easy on the eyes, regardless of height...or lack thereof.
i guess you could look at it this way; a lot of nerdy guys were into xena but you know they fantasized about her little blond pal too. |
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Vixahna, i just looked at your profile. you know why he messaged you. easy on the eyes, regardless of height...or lack thereof.
i guess you could look at it this way; a lot of nerdy guys were into xena but you know they fantasized about her little blond pal too. Her little blonde pal lives in my closet, I only let her out for special occasions.
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she's your oompa loompa. sweet!
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she's your oompa loompa. sweet! She's my beeotch! (I sure hope people have the capability to recognize sarcastic humor!) |
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mr. t rents a room at my house when he's in town. we play golf and when i beat him he has to pity any fools i tell him to for the next hour. it's awesome.
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mr. t rents a room at my house when he's in town. we play golf and when i beat him he has to pity any fools i tell him to for the next hour. it's awesome. OMG! Can I play golf with you??....Ok, miniature golf? |
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might be risky...see, T and i always share a cart. as long as you're in BA's vehicle you're safe. but if there was a second cart with an opposing player, he might start shooting aimlessly in its general direction and somehow cause it to flip. it always worked on the show.
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That's ok, I have MacGyver, a paper clip, two rolls of toilet paper and a rubber band. No damn way you're flipping my cart pal!
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Always cringe when they tell how sensual they are. Delete lol
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