Oh, Good LORD...put the crack pipe down, G!!!

Let's see here, I'll share 3 shortcomings, okay?

1. I drive waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast most times, with no regard for others...I just need to "GET THERE"...and in a hurry.

2. I'll let a fresh head of broccoli sit in my "crisper" bin to the point it needs a CSI team to investigate it's "real" origin of slimey death.

3. I'm really impatient with people who are impatient.

And, for the record, I ain't arguing with anyone here. I actually find how discombobulated this whole INTERNET topic became...quite amusing actually.

Where's that popcorn?

Hmm, that's a start..

1. yea,,,, patience is a virtue, but in my younger days I did my fair share of weaving through traffic, so I guess I could let that slide as long as I'm not in the car. These days I would probably just fall asleep on the passenger side so I don't have to see it. lol.

2. Can't really see too many serious consequences arising from that one.

3. Interesting to say the least, impatient with people who are impatient, so if someone around is impatient then you become impatient, then you become impatient with yourself for being impatient, wow that turns cyclic quite quickly doesn't it? I have seen myself snapping at people when they get snippy with me though so I understand.

And yes, the only reason I'm on this messageboard is because I get a kick out of it. Then people argue with me and I have even more fun with them

The popcorn is on my counter next to the popper, shall I make a bowl?

Men are pigs....

yes, yes we are.


And that's why women love us so much

wow!!! i had no idea my opinion would spark such a heated debate i am deeply sorry some of you got your feelings hurt which was not my intentions at all. but i do believe in what i say and will feverishly defend my position. its not personal, it a generalization

I did. I did. I saw a nice guy.

He ran like hell the other way, because he heard that nice guys finish last.

I'm just replying here to be a thread killa!!! LOL!!! Did it work???

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<-----------------is not a nice guy, just read my profile.



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((Drew)) Oh, I get it....trying to trick them into viewing your profile so they can easily see you are a nice guy....good one.....

you should pay it a visit and see.


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i need more testimonials to contradict the about me section.



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Oh stop that!!! Now you're doing the whole woe is me I'm lonely and going to give up thing....cut it out, Drew...that's not who you really are!!! How do you know the coolest chick isn't checking out your profile right now and you just scared her away? *gives you a wake up, slap* Get the with program, George!!! Quit giving up, already! It's out there!! Do I need to send you a kick in the butt nudge to emphasize???

someone told me yesterday that i had a cliche in my profile so i changed it. then another woman told me last night that it was some of the funniest stuff she'd ever read and that it would maybe make a girl really try to get to know me. i told her i'd keep it for a day or two to see how it goes. most of the reactions have not been positive. i guess my humor escapes some. it's truly meant in jest.


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just want to give a peace offering i hope i didnt offend you last night

Oh I know that....but do they???

No offense taken....peace offering accepted! Thank you!

probably not. i think i may have just scared one off with it. but seriously, would any man who was really like that be that honest about it? how could anyone take that to be truth?


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Well, considering those qualities are what a woman is trying to avoid in the first place, if it's spelled out for her from the start, she sees the red flag....unfortunately, it happens too often that we don't see the red flags from the beginning....so your profile the way it currently is, gives us the chance to run before we get interested too much....if that makes any sense...

i was hoping the reverse psychology thing would work.



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