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OK, so I've been pondering this whole issue of how it is that people feel intimidated by someone who just happens to be able to write a complete sentence AND spell practically all of the words properly.
This isn't rocket surgery people, it's sheer unmitigated (?) English. I don't use any words that you wouldn't find in a book or on a poorly-constructed Ouija Board or in a bad dream involving a gorilla and a blowtorch. OK, so maybe I do make up a few words, but, let's be honest, "domesticatrix" really has a nice ring to it, huh? So then it occurred to me that, what with all of the specialty dating sites that are popping up everywhere -- let's face it, 50 years ago, no one would have thought "Gay Italian Antelopes With Cataracts Dating" would have been a viable concept -- maybe there's a need for a dating site for people who LIKE to be intimidated....! By whatever. Government. A giant octopus. A tornado. Good spelling. It doesn't matter. With this in mind, I am herewith proposing the formation of something called IntimiDating. This could be a gold mine, people....!! |
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Ok, now you're intimadating me!
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rocket surgery????? couldn't resist...sorry Lex
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proper grammar/spelling > tornado/hurricane?
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and we're off
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rocket surgery????? couldn't resist...sorry Lex Sorry, I meant brain science. I always get those two mixed up. |
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rocket surgery????? couldn't resist...sorry Lex Sorry, I meant brain science. I always get those two mixed up. |
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rocket surgery????? couldn't resist...sorry Lex Sorry, I meant brain science. I always get those two mixed up. Brain surgery and rocket science I had a woman call me up last night to ask me what o-d-o-m-e-t-e-r meant, I said isn't it the meter that tracks your mileage? She said that she was paying a traffic ticket and needed to know what to put there. So I gave her Lex's home phone number. |
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Lex
You do not intimadate me in the least Neither does your grammer Your spelling Your puncuation When I first joined you corrected my whole profile. I laughed and changed nothing We are all people who can or can not spell. Some of us did not pay attention in English class some of us did The way a person writes affects my life in no way at all It's the thought that really counts! |
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u poor victim of ur own thread
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OMG ITS A TORNADO!!!!!! oh well, it could be worse. it could be a perfectly articulated and grammatically superb paragraph on the physics of artesian wells and their aquifers. thank god its only a tornado. |
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OMG ITS A TORNADO!!!!!! oh well, it could be worse. it could be a perfectly articulated and grammatically superb paragraph on the physics of artesian wells and their aquifers. thank god its only a tornado. Exactly. It's important for us to have our priorities in order! |
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A great concept. It can have special features like:
One-sided match Search on IQ Minimum profile length of 12 pages. |
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Lex You do not intimadate me in the least Neither does your grammer Your spelling Your puncuation When I first joined you corrected my whole profile. I laughed and changed nothing We are all people who can or can not spell. Some of us did not pay attention in English class some of us did The way a person writes affects my life in no way at all It's the thought that really counts! I agree, but you should see some of the e-mails I get! |
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A great concept. It can have special features like: One-sided match Search on IQ Minimum profile length of 12 pages. I was thinking of an Apostrophe Forum. |
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Oh, I forgot about the spelling/grammar engine that deletes your email if it doesn't meet minimums. |
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Lex You do not intimadate me in the least Neither does your grammer Your spelling Your puncuation When I first joined you corrected my whole profile. I laughed and changed nothing We are all people who can or can not spell. Some of us did not pay attention in English class some of us did The way a person writes affects my life in no way at all It's the thought that really counts! I agree, but you should see some of the e-mails I get! I suppose you think you are the only one? On another site I get mails from men with an American profile and a Nigerian accent, they are hilarious. If it wasn't for them I would have left there, but I do need a good laugh now and then. |
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